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*Bloodlust* wrote:
And I love the Alice and Jacob moment.

Alice: "Hey wolf."
Jacob: "Hey shortie."

Hahahaaaa that's one of my favorite lines!
I think the bond between Alice and Jacob is classic.

And then Jacob's like "It broke another rib?" and Alice is like "No, pelvis this time".

It's a cute twist how Alice becomes dependant on Jacob. I love the narration Jake gives when Alice comes down the stairs and it's like "Alice looked at me like I was late for some type of appointment..." ha :]

my favorites are going to have to be.....

Edward: "Oh, for the love of all that's holy!"

hilrious right there.


Bella's discription of chess with Edward and Alice..

"I smiled. Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in retrun out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."

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Bella's discription of chess with Edward and Alice..

"I smiled. Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in retrun out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."[/quote]


i definitely spent about 10 minutes laughing while reading that as i envisioned the scenario in my head hehe

katiekay wrote:I like when Bella is asking Jasper about the bachelor party and Emmet screams something like "Dont tell her anything!"

I love Emmet

I that part too!

itskayy=] wrote:my favorites are going to have to be.....

Edward: "Oh, for the love of all that's holy!"

hilrious right there.


Bella's discription of chess with Edward and Alice..

"I smiled. Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in retrun out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."

That section of the book ive re-read soo many times!! =]]
I love it when Edward says that quote!!

Alice-Is-Awesome wrote:

*Bloodlust* wrote:"Oh, for the love of all things holy!"-Edward

It's sooooo not an Edward thing to say, but at the same time it is!

And I love the Alice and Jacob moment.

Alice: "Hey wolf."
Jacob: "Hey shortie."

When dos Edward say that again?? I remember him saying it but can't remember where! That's my "awesome" memory for you

lol He says it when Jasper and Emmett come to get him from Bella's room for his bachelor party.

I love when Bella says, "I'm all over this."

Alot of the books had me laughing out loud but my favourite has to be!

Jacob-"I am a werewolf and he's a vampire."
Bella-"And I'm a virgo!"

That nearly had me rolling on the floor!
I also loved these ones

Edward- "Penguins. Lovely.”

Edward- "Oh, for the love of all things holy!"

Alice- "Speaking of Italy, and sports cars that i stole there, you owe me a yellow Porsche."

Alice- "I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her."

Bella- "I am switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures."

lol, i found most of these on yahoo but they really are some of the best

OMEdward! I can't believe no one has said this yet!!

Bella: "And we have all night right?"
Edward: "Do you think I could bear to let you get dressed now if that weren't the case?"

That was the morning after their first night in the cottage when they wake up and Bella wants to go see Renesmee but Edward is reluctant. I couldn't stop LMFAO!!

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything"
--Edward in New Moon

loveeeeeee that one.

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."

Thats my fave, excepting everything Edward has ever said (but that would take too long to post...)