Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

[TillyWhitlock]

I AGREE! Breaking Dawn had some hilarious moments...
-Everything Seth (Or Jacob/Rosalie) related
-I absolutely adored Emmett's jabs at Edward and Bella.
-And Jasper being all embarrassed about telling Bella to concentrate after knowing her feelings, if you catch my drift.

I so agree with the Jasper thing. I mean to think he's sitting with Bella too and then Edward goes and does that. How inconsiderate! haha... I also have to say everything Seth... Seth is just a sweetheart. Emmett is funny so pretty much everything he says makes me laugh. The one thing I honestly have to say had me rolling on the floor is from Twilight.

"'Breakfast time,' he said eventually, casually - to prove, I'm sure, that he remembered all my human frailties.
So I clutched my throat with both hands and stared at him with wide eyes. Shock crossed his face"

and then...

"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share."

[TeamEmmit]

Here are some that stick out to me.

Twilight:
Edward says "Breakfast time..."
[Bella] So I clutched my throat with both hands and stared at him with wide eyes.

New Moon:
Jessica - "Since when do you like rap?"
Bella -"I don't know" I nodded my head, hoping I was in time with the beat.

Breaking Dawn
"Emergency Vampirization" I mumbled
-Jacob

"Did you know I told you so has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'shut the hell up'"
-Bella

There is a part, I don't remember where, when Emmit says something like "I'm sure glad Edward didn't kill you." I don't remember exactly but it is my favorite Emmit line.

[FindYourTrueCalling]

Where Jacob says, "does my being half naked bother you?" ;]
Emmets Inuendos..;]
And in Eclipse where Edward and Bella nearly .. you know..and Edward says " Bella would you please stop undoing your clothes" or something like that! and Bella says" Do you want to do that part?"
;]


Emma.
xoxo

[readmymind]

There is a part, I don't remember where, when Emmit says something like "I'm sure glad Edward didn't kill you." I don't remember exactly but it is my favorite Emmit line.

I <3 that one and the ones above me. And it's at the reception in BD when Bella's dancing with Emmet.

[ringswraith]

There is a part, I don't remember where, when Emmit says something like "I'm sure glad Edward didn't kill you." I don't remember exactly but it is my favorite Emmit line.

I <3 that one and the ones above me. And it's at the reception in BD when Bella's dancing with Emmet.

No- the line he says at the wedding is something like "This may be the last chance I get to make her blush."

The "I'm so glad Edward didn't kill you" line is from Eclipse, when Bella goes to the Cullens to discuss the intruder in her home. He follows it up with "Everything's so much more fun with you around," or something like that.

[TeamEmmit]

There is a part, I don't remember where, when Emmett says something like "I'm sure glad Edward didn't kill you." I don't remember exactly but it is my favorite Emmett line.

I <3 that one and the ones above me. And it's at the reception in BD when Bella's dancing with Emmet.

My first thought was Eclipse where they take the vote. Then I thought the reception part too but it wasn't there so I gave up looking.

[TeamEmmit]

Where Jacob says, "does my being half naked bother you?" ;]
Emmets Inuendos..;]
And in Eclipse where Edward and Bella nearly .. you know..and Edward says " Bella would you please stop undoing your clothes" or something like that! and Bella says" Do you want to do that part?"
;]


Emma.
xoxo

Haha. I almost listed that last one, about the clothes, that was hilarious!

[twilightsagaaddict]

Pretty much anything that comes out of Emmett's mouth just kills me!

[crazy4more]

BD...first time reading about imprinting a 2yrs cracked me up...at 3am!

[Icer5k]

Probably already been said, but everytime I read the "You named by daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!?" line, I just crack up...