Wow, there are alot of funny moments. BD has alot of great ones.
I love anything Jake, because he's so snarky, and Seth in BD, how I love Seth
Off the top of my head...
Shut up, Seth.
Yes, sir.
Stop that!
Jake & Seth
The part in Eclipse where Jake turns up at the school and the principal threatens to call the police...
"Then I suggest you remove yourself from school property at once, young man, before I call the police."
Jacob's little smirk became a full-blown grin, and I knew he was picturing Charlie showing up to arrest him.
And a similar one (Charlie related, anyway) in New Moon, something about Jake is freaking out at home (before the change) and Bella offers their couch...
"Our couch is always open," I offered.
He laughed, breaking out of the unnatural gloom.
"But think of the position that would put Charlie in- when Billy calls the police to report my kidnapping."
And of course just about anything Emmett related...
…-thankfully so absorbed in his thoughts that he was totally oblivious to Emmett’s suggestive jokes that got more pointed and less football-related with each aside -…