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BLONDE VS. DOGG!!!

[heart]ed the war going on between Jacob and Rosalieee. Soo hilarious.

"How do you drown a blonde?"
"You glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool."
"What do you call a smart blonde?"
"A golden retreiver."
"How do you erase a blonde's memory?"
"You blow in their ear."
"How do a blonde's brain cells die?"
"Alone."

for me it has got to be the bit ( i dont have the books with me they are with friends) but when bella and edward are in edwards room and he goes to her i think its like ' Bella stop taking your clothes of' haha or when edward goes likee 'its not that im better then the others but iv just had alot of time on my hands' when he is talkign to bella about the night time and that
i no they are not his exact words btu i dont have the book
and any of emmets comments in any of the the books are great.

TeamEmmit wrote:

readmymind wrote:

TeamEmmit wrote:There is a part, I don't remember where, when Emmett says something like "I'm sure glad Edward didn't kill you." I don't remember exactly but it is my favorite Emmett line.

I <3 that one and the ones above me. And it's at the reception in BD when Bella's dancing with Emmet.

My first thought was Eclipse where they take the vote. Then I thought the reception part too but it wasn't there so I gave up looking.

The Vote is in New Moon at the very end.

The quote is definatly in Eclipse. He says something about "I'm glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much fun with you around." He wanted to go fight the newborns in seatle of something. I've looked for the page but can't find it.

On the first pages in Eclipse, when Edward tries to convince Bella of Dartmouth, there is this dialogue where she tells him that she won't be able to be around human and it would be frittered away money.
She insists on living in Antarctica and that Edward will keep an eye on her when he says: "Penguins, lovely."

Reading this i really, really cracked up.
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Also the part when Edward brings Bella home and can read Charlie's thoughts about his "sex-talk".


There would be so much more, but they are already listed here =)

I was rolling on the floor when Rosalie brought Jacob the dog dish full of food in Breaking Dawn, and then there's the blonde jokes, and when Jacob got food in Rosalie's hair.

I think it especially funny when Jacob and Bella are arguing over who is older...how they keep adding and subtracting years based on everything they do or say...it's pretty funny...

I love that part I hope it's in the movie.