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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby Forbidden_Freedom » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:22 am

I think it's hilarious when Bella is upset with Jake for imprinting on her daughter, and nicknaming her after the Loch Ness Monster. That is the only time she really loses her temper in true newborn fashion.
I also think Edward's reaction is really funny. He just stays there, seething softly inside, waiting for Bella to blow up. He actually reminds me a little of Charlie with that one.
Another thing, I think Eclipse is a teeny bit funnier, what with the punching, and all the banter, and everything.

Although, the Jake/Rose thing is quite . . . comical as well.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby lalilin » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:13 am

A couple of moments come to mind...

-In Eclipse with the competition between Jacob and Edward over Bella. I loved "Fire and Ice" with Edward's jealousy...it was too cute.

-"Why am I covered in feathers?"

-Agreeing with mostly everyone else...when Bella loses her temper at the fact that Jake calls her daughter Nessie while everyone stands to the side watching her blow up...hilarious.

-I also thought the innocent flirting between Edward and Bella before she found out he was a vampire in Twilight was entertaining as well.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby maddierose » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:31 am

Emmett moments! And definitely the sparring between Jacob and Rosalie.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby bella71 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:26 am

for me the funniest moment was When Edward reminds bella what he said a few months before becoming a vamp and she challenges Emmett to arm wrestling and she wins and then breaks the boulder ... I just cracked up when she realized she was stronger than the only other stronger vampire she knew .
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby NiCoLeeLoCin » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:23 pm

'The pillows all seem to have survived'
'Unfortunately, I can't say the same for your, er, nightgown'
'That's too bad.. I liked that one'
'I did too....'
'were there any other casualties?'
'I have to buy Esme a new bed frame' I followed his gaze and was shocked to see that large chunks of wood had apparently been gouged from the left side of the headboard.
'hmmm' I frowned 'You'd think I would have heard that...'


'Mom dropped him allot'
'on his head apparently'
'he also used to gnaw on the crib bars'
'Lead paint?'
'looks like it.'
'Funny, why don't you two just shut up and sleep!


'What were you two doing last night? Discussing the national debt?'
'You. Me. Arm-wrestling. Dining room table. Now'
'Er- Bella, I thing Esme is fairly fond of that table. It's an antique'
(...)
'Okay Emmett. I win, and you cannot say one more word about my sex life, to anyone, not even Rose. No allusions, no innuendos - no nothing'
'Deal. I win, and it's going to get a LOT worse'
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby Augusta » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:09 pm

NiCoLeeLoCin wrote:'The pillows all seem to have survived'
'Unfortunately, I can't say the same for your, er, nightgown'
'That's too bad.. I liked that one'
'I did too....'
'were there any other casualties?'
'I have to buy Esme a new bed frame' I followed his gaze and was shocked to see that large chunks of wood had apparently been gouged from the left side of the headboard.
'hmmm' I frowned 'You'd think I would have heard that...'


'Mom dropped him allot'
'on his head apparently'
'he also used to gnaw on the crib bars'
'Lead paint?'
'looks like it.'
'Funny, why don't you two just shut up and sleep!


'What were you two doing last night? Discussing the national debt?'
'You. Me. Arm-wrestling. Dining room table. Now'
'Er- Bella, I thing Esme is fairly fond of that table. It's an antique'
(...)
'Okay Emmett. I win, and you cannot say one more word about my sex life, to anyone, not even Rose. No allusions, no innuendos - no nothing'
'Deal. I win, and it's going to get a LOT worse'



Those were some of the best ones! I also like when Jake threw the "Dog bowl" at Rose's head. That was hilarious! Edward was even trying not to laugh!
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby twilightrocksmysocks » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:07 pm

I love the part when in BD Edward and Bella are lying in bed talking and he deciced he isnt going
to his Bachelor part...Here's the part:

(RED-Edward BLACK-Bella GREEN-Emmett BLUE-Jasper)


"Not in that sense. I've been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan
The wedding ceremony is the one thing I cant wait---"
He broke off mid-thought.
"Oh, for the love of all that's holy!
"Whats Wrong?
He gritted his teeth. "you dont have to call my brothers. Apparantly Emmett
and Jasper are not going to let me bow out tonight."

I clutched him closer for one second and then released him. I dint have a prayer of
winning a tug-of-war with Emmett. "Have fun"
There was a Sqeal against the window--someone deliberately scraping their steel nails
across the glass to make a horrible, cover-your-ears, goose-bumps-down-your-spine noise.
I shuddered.
"If you don't send edward out," Emmett---still invisible in the night---
hissed menacingly, "we're comming in after him!"
"Go," I laughed. "BEFORE they break my house"
Edward rolled his eyes, but got to his feet in one fluid movement and had his shirt back on in
another. He leaned down and kissed my forehead.
"get to sleep. you've got a big day tommorow."
"Thanks! That's sure to help me wind down."
"I'll meet you at the altar"
"I'll be the one in white." I smiled at how perfectly blase I sounded.
He chuckled,said,"Very convincing" and then suddenly sank into a crouch,
his muscles coiled like a spring. He vanished--launching him self out my window too swiftly for my eyes to follow.
Outside, there was a muted thud, and i heard Emmett Curse.
"you'd better not make him late" I murrmered, knowing they could hear.
And then jasper's face was peering in my window, his honey hair silver in the weak moonlight that worked throught the clouds.
"Don't worry, Bella. We'll get him home in pleny of time."
I was suddenly very calm, and my qualms all seemed unimportant. Jasper was, in his own way just as talented as Alice...feel
I sat up awkwardly, still tangeled in my blanket. "Jasper?What do vampires do for bachelor parties? you're not taking him to a strip club are you?
"Dont tell her anything!" Emmett growled from below, There was another thud and Edward laughed quietly.
BD pgs 28-30
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Okay that is A TON but There are a lot of parts in this passage that are absolutley hilarious to me. First of all When Edward says"Oh, for the love of all thats holy!" I dont know what but thats just hilarious to me!
Next is when i tried to immagine Bella and Emmett having a tug-of-war over Edward!!
I also think its hillarious whenn Emmet curses and also when he yells up "Dont tell her anything!"
The whole pssage cracks me up!!



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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby NiCoLeeLoCin » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:52 am

Augusta wrote:
NiCoLeeLoCin wrote:'The pillows all seem to have survived'
'Unfortunately, I can't say the same for your, er, nightgown'
'That's too bad.. I liked that one'
'I did too....'
'were there any other casualties?'
'I have to buy Esme a new bed frame' I followed his gaze and was shocked to see that large chunks of wood had apparently been gouged from the left side of the headboard.
'hmmm' I frowned 'You'd think I would have heard that...'


'Mom dropped him allot'
'on his head apparently'
'he also used to gnaw on the crib bars'
'Lead paint?'
'looks like it.'
'Funny, why don't you two just shut up and sleep!


'What were you two doing last night? Discussing the national debt?'
'You. Me. Arm-wrestling. Dining room table. Now'
'Er- Bella, I thing Esme is fairly fond of that table. It's an antique'
(...)
'Okay Emmett. I win, and you cannot say one more word about my sex life, to anyone, not even Rose. No allusions, no innuendos - no nothing'
'Deal. I win, and it's going to get a LOT worse'



Those were some of the best ones! I also like when Jake threw the "Dog bowl" at Rose's head. That was hilarious! Edward was even trying not to laugh!


Haha, yes I forgot that one :D
You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair. :lol: :lol: :lol: or this one:
''Edward are you there? Edward? Okay now I feel stupid''
''You sound stupid too''
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby jenny_devil » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:05 am

Breaking Dawn was hilarious! The whole book just kept me laughing. I also thought eclipse was pretty funny as well. Anything to do with emmett makes me laugh lol i love emmett :lol: especially when he makes jokes about Bella and Edwards personal life. "im glad someones scoring around here" or something along those lines.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

Postby mlola619 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:53 pm

Emmett had me dying of laughter in breaking dawn...with all the puns...bahahah
I definately laughed the most in Breaking Dawn, then i laughed a whole lot in Eclipse...then in Twilight....then New Moon. haha at least that's them in order of funniness for me...
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