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I found it very enjoyable that Bella had so much fun messing around with "humans". I do agree that we really never had the chance to stop and look at Bella as a vampire. When she transformed I guess everyone was still seeing her for what they imagined her looking like before the transformation. I found it funny when J was sweating buckets of sweat whenever he was around her. Gotta love j. jenks!!!

J. Jenks was a really interesting addition to the story. I didn't know why the heck Bella needed to go to him until the "papers" part, but that's ok...

I love how Bella finally starts to realize that yes, you are actually really pretty and not just to Edward.

I thought J.Jenks was a waste of paper. He ended up being completely unnecessary to the plot— just a character created to give a false plot, and a way for Bella to show off her new dazzling powers and her silky oyster dress.

I'm wondering if Max will get his law degree, and continue the business for future generations of Cullen Lawbreakers. Like J. did for his former partner/associate.

I don't know Amivera, I think it would have been a shame if Bella didn't get to show off her new supermodel beauty and the silky oyster dress - a least a little bit. Like I said on the Mike Newton thread, I only wish someone else's jaw (like Mike, Tyler, or -- better yet -- Jessica or Lauren) could have hit the ground the first time they saw the New Bella. It's been a long time coming.

glstewart wrote: I don't know Amivera, I think it would have been a shame if Bella didn't get to show off her new supermodel beauty and the silky oyster dress - a least a little bit. Like I said on the Mike Newton thread, I only wish someone else's jaw (like Mike, Tyler, or -- better yet -- Jessica or Lauren) could have hit the ground the first time they saw the New Bella. It's been a long time coming.

Haha. But really, I'm tired of them fawning over Bella. As a boring "ugly" human they almost peed their pants every time she opened her perfect mouth to let her perfect words float out in the perfectly angry voice. *maniacal laughter*

If they saw her in vamp-form, they'd probably lose control of all body functions.

Tell me Amivera...are you really Sarah Bernhardt in real life?

Bella: It looked like clouds and a sense of humor didn't mix. A few months of this and I'd forget how to use sarcasm.

It looks like Bella-love and a sense of humor don't mix. A few months of this and I'll forget how to use sarcasm.

By the way: would that be considered a personal jab? I thought we'd moved on. I've never jabbed— even prodded or lightly poked— another person, but I keep getting bruises. What's wrong with having an opinion? Everyone seems so close-minded when it comes to making jokes about Bella. Like, when I said she could work at McDonald's: I wasn't being SERIOUS!

I'm not being serious either. I know you're not Sarah Bernhardt.

glstewart wrote:Tell me Amivera...are you really Sarah Bernhardt in real life?

thats not even clever >.>

glstewart wrote:I'm not being serious either. I know you're not Sarah Bernhardt.

Herein lies one of the largest problems of the internet: You can't tell what someone's tone of voice is. Give me a smiley or two and I'll know what you mean. That's why I use them obsessively.