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Mike Newton annoys me, but compared to Edward's other enimies, he's puny as all heck. He was okay in Ecipse because he had FINALLY accepted that he and Bella could only be friends. When it comes to Breaking Dawn, he was only oogling her to help support the fact that Alice had done a good job in dolling her up.

I REALY HATE MIKE!!! haaa i can just see him getting edward mad a bout thinking about "bella" and then he would tell jacob........ HAHAHA POOR MIKE NOT REALLY!

ahahah Mike is such a dork he knows Bella's taken and he still goes after her he is sooo ...... stupid hahahah good thing Jessica was there for him or else hed still be chasing a married women!!!

Sometimes he makes me laugh, and sometimes he makes me think "shut up already"

I pictured him differently to how he's shown in the film.

-Jasper wrote:Sometimes he makes me laugh, and sometimes he makes me think "shut up already"

I pictured him differently to how he's shown in the film.

mike welch is exactly how i imagined him!

i wish mike would have had a near death experiance and edward had to save him that would be amazing!!

Mike Newton is a dork! He is soo annoying and won't give up on Bella. Even at her and Edward's wedding. I would literally die if I were Bella and he asked my out every other freaking day!

DunnerheartsTwilight wrote:i wish mike would have had a near death experiance and edward had to save him that would be amazing!!

It be funnier if vampire Bella saved him from a near death experience because then after it, you know Mike would be like "So, Bella, you wanna go out with me?" right after it. Then Bella would be like "Still married, Mike. and I have a kid. Okay you're safe now bye." LOL

Team Edward Girl wrote:

DunnerheartsTwilight wrote:i wish mike would have had a near death experiance and edward had to save him that would be amazing!!

It be funnier if vampire Bella saved him from a near death experience because then after it, you know Mike would be like "So, Bella, you wanna go out with me?" right after it. Then Bella would be like "Still married, Mike. and I have a kid. Okay you're safe now bye." LOL

AHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE 2 HAVE STEPHENIE WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhenTheSunGoesDown wrote:

Team Edward Girl wrote:

DunnerheartsTwilight wrote:i wish mike would have had a near death experiance and edward had to save him that would be amazing!!

It be funnier if vampire Bella saved him from a near death experience because then after it, you know Mike would be like "So, Bella, you wanna go out with me?" right after it. Then Bella would be like "Still married, Mike. and I have a kid. Okay you're safe now bye." LOL

AHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE 2 HAVE STEPHENIE WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE START A FANFIC WITH THAT!
Mike Newton is seriously one of my favorite characters...
Like minor minor.