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All of these lines were great:

1. Rosalie: "Is she even Italian?"
Emmett: "Well, her name's Bella!"

2. (This one's pretty creepy sounding, I think):
Edward: "I love watching you sleep. It fascinates me."

3. Rosalie: "How are the rest of us going to look if this ends badly?"
Bella: "End badly...as in, I become the meal."

4. Jessica: "Jasper is the blond one that always looks like he's in pain."

5. Rosalie (watching Emmett catch the ball in the tree): "Oooh, my monkey man."

brandofheroin wrote:"money, sex, money, sex...cat"...priceless!
"its like you're my own personal brand of heroin"...I was like...MELT!...

Haha! Yes, and they picked a great person for that scene! He looked so lonely for his cat, haha.

i like the "spider monkey" line cos it shows Edward's playful side.

Love the "i left you for 2 minutes and the wolves descend" in the prom cos it's so prophetic.

and of course the "you can google it" thing

Cora - "butt crack Santa"
Charlie - "Vitamin R"
Billy - "I'm down with the kids"
Charlie "Yeah, you the bomb"
These are my faves, because I wasn't expecting them.
I also liked Bella's "Maybe that's why they kicked me out"
Victoria "I'm the one with the wicked curve ball"

JodeenSings wrote:Cora - "butt crack Santa"
Charlie - "Vitamin R"
Billy - "I'm down with the kids"
Charlie "Yeah, you the bomb"
These are my faves, because I wasn't expecting them.
I also liked Bella's "Maybe that's why they kicked me out"
Victoria "I'm the one with the wicked curve ball"

Haha, I agree. Especially the last one. Admittedly, Victoria is pretty cool in the movie. Too bad she gets ripped to shreds...Oh well

tuxedo's, gambling, and Bond... James Bond- eric
oh my god -angela
you know everybody's staring- bella
"no... not that guy...no he just looked, i'm breaking all the rules now anyway...since i'm going to hell.
-edward (i don't get what's so funny about this but i was shaking with laughter)
money,sex,money,sex,cat-edward
when emmett was waving the knife in the kitchen.
at the baseball when bella calls out rosealie carlisle was all like "nice kitty"
i had an adrenaline rush...it's very common you can google-edward
i'm good with the kids-billy
yeah you the bomb dude-charlie
i like this dress it makes my boobs look good-jessica

and many more

i'm going to have to re-read twilight again because i honestly can't remember much of my favorite lines but there were SO many from the movie that I can barely stand it! In no particular order:

"Hello. I'm Edward Cullen" mainly because he says it in the form of a question. "Hello? I'm Edward Cullen?" lolz!

Eric: "La Push, baby, La Push!” Basically anything and everything he says is hilarious to me.

Edward "I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."

Edward: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
Bella: "What a stupid lamb. "
Edward : "What a sick, masochistic lion."

Edward:"Haha... you should put your seat belt on! "

Bella: "Everybody's staring."
Edward : "Not that guy. No he just looked"

Carlisle: "Edward, stop. Her blood is clean. You're killing her. Stop. Find the will. "

Rosalie: "Is she even Italian? "
Emmett : "Her name is Bella."

Victoria: "I'm the one with the wicked curve ball."
Jasper "Oh well I think we can handle that."


Many, many more these are what i can come up with.

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I like the one where the Cullens come into the cafeteria, and Bella's like 'who are they ?'
'the Cullens' Jess replies
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'...and thats Jasper, the one that always looks like he's in pain' aha, i COULD NOT STOP LAUGING at that one !