Ireland

[ringswraith]

I was getting cabin fever.

Roy refused to let me cook, there was nothing to fix (even though I heard explosions earlier), Queenie was off repopulating the leprechauns and I had no idea where Roxy went off to.

I hunted Roy down. He was in the kitchen, of course. "Oy, Gio. Need sumthin'?"

"There wouldn't happen to be a lake or some such near here, would there?"

"Aye," he replied. "There be a loch not too far south. Dinnae worry about ta humans- they dinnae git that far."

I nodded. "Grazie."

With that, I headed outside, greeting everyone there, and turned south, running through the forest.

((Irish proverb: "A man is incomplete until he marries. Then he is finished."))

[justdeal]

Er, no more explosions while the lex is dead, they'll be more than avalanches...
VURK HOW DARE YOU USE THE ELDER SWEAR IN FRONT OF KYLAN!
I might send the vampwolves after him....

[SethisMine]

*Smiles at Chaos*
You should. It would be fun to watch...

HELLO GIO!!!!

Lily: Mommy, what did that cwazy pewrson say???
Me: Nothing sweet heart.

Ireland has... plants...

[justdeal]

It would be fun...
But we have to wait for him to be here....

Kylan:Ooooo, that cwazy dude said swome fwunny stwuff!
#€@&$!

*head desk*

[ringswraith]

"Ciao, Rosa."

((Funny story time!

((Years ago, my mother bought me a mynah. Looks like this. I named him Onyx.

((My aunt actually helped teach Onyx to start talking. His first words were "I love you."

((Now, we bought a book on mynahs. They are surprisingly able to mimic a lot of sounds- from a telephone ring to the sound of water running from a faucet. The book said that, if the bird started saying something you didn't want it to, cover the cage with dark cloth. The bird is supposed to associate what it's saying with the darkness, and stop.

((Well, one day, Onyx is in the house, which is elevated off the ground. My mother is on a ladder outside, putting in hooks so she can hang baskets for some ferns. She drops the hammer, and it lands- where else?- on her little toe. She lets out a "SOB! Sh-t!" as a result.

((Suddenly, cries of "SOB! Sh-t!" were heard from inside the house, over and over and over again. Yep- Onyx heard and was now repeating the dreaded curses at the top of his lungs.

((So now my mom, remembering that she had to cover his cage, and struggling with a hurt toe, had to hop down the ladder, then up the stairs, into the house, grab his cage cover, and slap it over him, all the while he's yelling "SOB! Sh-t!" like there was no tomorrow.

((Onyx was really something. Next time I should relate the story of how he scared a bunch of nuns away from the house! ))

((Ireland is not the Land of Ire... Or is it?))

[SethisMine]

((That is sooo funny Gio! ))

Lily: *looks at Rosa curiously*
But if he was swaying nothing, why was he swaying it?

Me: Um... Vurk doesn't have much of a brain.
So he says a lot of nothing all of the time.
Don't let me catch you saying what he said though.

Lily: Okway.....

[justdeal]

(( Ah, parrots are such a pain, but such a wonderful source of entertainment!))

Stupid Vurk...

Kylan:Fwunny words! Fwunny words!
*giggles*
$(&@$!

[Cullenclan4ever]

Hey familia!!!
Hows Ireland going?
Why is Kylan swearing?

When do we get a new thread? i'm getting sick of seeing green

[justdeal]

Hi Andy.
Kylan is swearing cause VURK IS A TOTAL IDIOT!
I think we're all sick of leprechaun land. I wanna go back to da manision!

[best_beating_heart]

*shakes head sadly*
I still do not see why people *coughLidcough* won't let me blow other people up.
I would be of so much help to you, Rosa and Chaos.
oh and don't forget Shane too
*holds up missile launcher*
Demetri: you named your missile launcher.
Me: *nods* yup.
Demetri:



Ireland is tooooo green!