So my friend got a camera phone and was taking pictures of everything and everyone today, and when he took a pic of me and looked at it his face went totally Confused .
"What?" I asked him.
"You didn't come through for some reason," he said, trying to take my pic again and again in different places and angles and lighting.
No matter what, all that showed up was this orange blob with two black eyes.
"Maybe her aura is too powerful," one of my other friends joked.
"Maybe the iron supplements I take to stop the seizures are making me magnatize the phone." I said, but I kept thinking of how Bella was worried that Edward might not show up in the pics. It was funny.
But still, it was weird that I was the only thing the camera couldn't get.
That and the fact that every morning I wake up to find new hairline gashes stretching across my back. WHAT I'm doing in my sleep is beyond me, but people wonder at the scars. My dad jokes and says that I'm an alien and the seizures were the begning of the metamorphosis and the cuts on my back are from my nightly transformations that I don't remember. But he's a joker so you can't take anything he says seriously.
Anyone else have "non-human" moments?
Bwahaha.













