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When I was like 12 I shared the upstairs of my house with my brother and he thought I wasn't home so he figured he could walk to the bathroom naked, he was about halfway to it when he heard me coming up the stairs so I got a glimspe of his pale butt running by me. It was very strange and disturbing.

Oh yeah, that happened a second time later in the week also, after that I think he learned not to do that. I would have thought once would be enough

I was actually at "the" Cal v. Stanford game in 1982 when the band changed NCAA rules forever.

Waffle of Doom wrote:Cool, first!

When I was like 12 I shared the upstairs of my house with my brother and he thought I wasn't home so he figured he could walk to the bathroom naked, he was about halfway to it when he heard me coming up the stairs so I got a glimspe of his pale butt running by me. It was very strange and disturbing.

Oh yeah, that happened a second time later in the week also, after that I think he learned not to do that. I would have thought once would be enough

ROFL, hahahahahaha! That's hilarious!

Hmmm.. the strangest thing I've ever seen would have to be seeing this guy propose to this girl in the middle of the road. It was so random.

At school on Halloween a guy was dressed up as a playboy bunny. He had on his normal clothes, then over it a skimpy black dress and bunny ears. It was not only strange but disturbing.

Once I was driving in a rural area about three hours out of town and there was lots of animals and green rolling hills, all very pretty. Next thing I see out the window is a cow rolling down a hill. I kid you not it was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I don't know if it had tripped or fallen or was just doing it because it wanted to distract me but my God it was hilarious. I came very close to crashing.

BeautifulVeins wrote:Once I was driving in a rural area about three hours out of town and there was lots of animals and green rolling hills, all very pretty. Next thing I see out the window is a cow rolling down a hill. I kid you not it was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I don't know if it had tripped or fallen or was just doing it because it wanted to distract me but my God it was hilarious. I came very close to crashing.

I can barely type i'm laughing so hard

Waffle of doom, that's probably the second funniest thing i've ever heard....^

Damn, my requested topic and I was not first

BeautifulVeins wrote:Once I was driving in a rural area about three hours out of town and there was lots of animals and green rolling hills, all very pretty. Next thing I see out the window is a cow rolling down a hill. I kid you not it was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I don't know if it had tripped or fallen or was just doing it because it wanted to distract me but my God it was hilarious. I came very close to crashing.

That's is absolutely hilarious! I can just picture that.

Lets see! Oh yeah

I have seen a 70 year old woman riding a razor scooter, a 400 pound man with a Mullet Mohawk kid you not.

THe funniest thing I have ever seen has to be a guy probably in his 40's at a bus stop completely naked and talking on a cell phone. Where does he store the phone? That one caused me to think "now I have seen everything"!

vampmadness wrote: I have seen a 70 year old woman riding a razor scooter

I saw an old lady on a scooter blasting hip hop music. It was histerical

Per Vampman, I'm posting my eyewitness account of a sign that the end of the world is indeed coming.

I caught my parents' dog, Bandit, *baking* with their kitty, Patches. I kid you not. Bandit was a sheepdog mix. It was extremely disturbing but also very funny.


Speaking of cows... one night in my 20's, my friend & I were riding around much later than we should have been when we saw something standing in the middle of the road. I had to swerve to miss it. Once I was next to it, I realized it was a cow. We pulled over a cop - yes, we really did. He thought it was funny. We reported the cow. Last we heard, the cow was still in jail pending prostitution charges.