Once I was on one of those sliding bar thingys on a playground and my grandma accidently pushed me really hard(she's a strong little thing.) and I went zooming with the bar all the way to the end of the bar track then when I hit the end, because I was going so fast, I flew off the end(and I mean FAR) and bruised my knee really bad. I'm serious it was a rainbow; red, yellow, green, blue,black & purple. I had to walk around with that for EVER. Another time in grade 4 our teacher forced us to play with this new girl(I don't think they're allowed to do that...) and me and my friends were twisting some kid on a swing, and we were running around with our hands on the chain and since I'm me my finger got caught between two chains and I was in shock so I couldn't tell them to stop pushing, and I couldn't stop so I ended up spraining my thumb. I almost passed out, meanwhile my teacher is yelliing at me for not playing with the new girl, then they realize whats happened and take me to the office.(first aid room is IN the office.) Also another time I had a slight pain in my knee when I walked right,(thought it was growing.)the next day I stepped out of bed and my knee buckled and totally face planted,I had to use crutches for like a week, now that sucked.
I also bruise my hip alot on corners of counters, and fall up stairs, and fall over ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.