Horrible and Great pick-up lines

[Pel]

So have you ever heard a pick up line that was horrible before, or one that was really slick. The worst one I heard was “You must be from Tennessee because you’re the only Ten I see!”

And I love this one (partially I made it up Laughing)

You take your favorite couple, like Bella and Edward or Selene and Micheal from Underworld and go

“Hey baby, I’ll be your Bella (or Selen) if you be my Edward (or Micheal)”

lol

[Elizabeth]

Haha! Pel, that was great, the Tennessee one was the first to pop in my head. I have a couple of corny ones:
You're pants are so shiny I can myself in them.
Pardon me, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because you look like an angel.

~Elizabeth (formerly known as RealGirlsLikeFastCars)

[Gabbie]

Hahaha, pick-up lines are great. We were talking about them yesterday in Religion.
We heard some great ones. I'll write down the ones I remember..

-Call me Milk,because I'm good for your body.
-Is that a raisin? How about a date?
-Oh they're shoulder blades. I thought they were angels wings.
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

Haha,that's all I can rememberr.

[catieolacullen]

Some guy SERIOUSLY walked up to me, eyebrow waggled at me and went 'So you're a girl, huh?'
I almost peed myself from laughing so hard.

[ragdoll]

There's a website with loads here. Some of them might actually work on me! I like "Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?"" and "Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe."

My male friend was listing a few the other day and asking which would actually work. All the girls agreed that the best one is that coke ad where he pretends his phone is ringing and then opens a bottle of coke, answers it and hands it to her saying "It's for you". So cute! My friend went straight to the shop to buy some!

[simple_love♫]

guy: hey can I get your phone number
girl: that's in the phone book
guy: but I don't know your name
girl: that's in the phone book too

"Are your pants made of mirrors?? cuz I can see myself in them"
"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock"

I like this one:
"I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?"

[StupidxLamb]

I think your senses are a little confused...your eyes are speaking to me.

[la_tua_cantante]

The worst pick up like I have ever heard:

"Hey, my name's Jermont, that's like Vermont with a J"....and then he proceeded to try to hit on me. After that intro, he had no chance, lol.

[manda87]

This one was pretty horrible, when I was at work last week I had to help this guy and as I was about to walk away he said "Do u watch the olympics?"
me "no...i dont really watch tv?!?"
him: "well if you were in them i'd give you the gold!"
me: "right.um.okay." walks away as swiftly as possible.

[y3nd0]

My absolute favorite corny pick up line was discovered from Carson Daly. I was watching his show late at night, and I busted up laughing.

"Are you Jamaican? 'Cause ja makin' me crazy!"

LMAO!