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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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n0vaice wrote:"you must be a lubricant cause your so smooth" XD
That's just awful. :roll:
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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are you a mermaid or something, because you enchant me.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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David this is the Horrible and great pick-up lines thread. :lol:

I have one but I don't think its appropriate. XD too bad.

I'll post this instead

"you must be a ladder cause you raise me up"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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XD
someone should write a book about horrible pick up lines.
"i have adhd, but i find myself paying perfectly good attention to you."
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"you must be a fabric softener cause you really can soften my heart" XD
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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nice.
XP.
"i think i must be pinchochio or something, cause something just extended in length when i saw you."
just think about it for a minute or two.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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:lol:

okay I'll post mine, I'll just edit it if its too "R".

"you must be some cook, cause you really know how to cook my sausage"
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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niceeeee
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"i'm a mean machine, been drinkin gasoiline and honey, you know you can make my motor hum"
XD.
you get a cookies, cupcakes, browines and other sweets if you can guess where that came from.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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I'll just guess since you've been listening to GNR. Its a GNR song.

"your like a thorn cause you make say "argh!" when your in me"

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wow. I'm not sure you can top that one... :lol:
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