Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well its really funny Chels. XD

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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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nice.
...hmmm..
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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good one.

"you must be a marksman cause you always aim for my heart"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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n0vaice wrote:"Are you a hole cause you make me fall for you each time I see you"
That... sounds like you're calling them a... something-hole. :?

And the "wet" line sounds like a line the girl should be delivering.
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:lol: well I could change it to "pit".

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rings: every line i post is a line a girl delievers.
XD. i'm just to lazy to put that.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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Here's a TERRIBLE one!

Guy says to girl : "If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

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"you must be a band aid cause it hurts when you let go"
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Are you a sticker, because I am attached to you.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

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