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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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"you must be a storm cause you blow me away"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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n0vaice wrote:"you must be a storm cause you blow me away"
/mumbling

Dang gutterbrain doesn't come with an off switch...
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^ :roll: :lol:

"you must be a spotlight cause you make me feel like a celebrity"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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(from the star terk movie)

"I'll be monitoring your frequency"

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"Hello" *creepy grin*
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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ringswraith wrote:
n0vaice wrote:"you must be a storm cause you blow me away"
/mumbling

Dang gutterbrain doesn't come with an off switch...
my god..
i just thought the same thing...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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I think I said it but:
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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The one time I've ever been hit on was outside of Wal-Mart by the soda machines. I was about to put my money in when this guy walks up to me and uses the "Do you have a boyfriend?" one. I said, no, and when he asked if I wanted one, I said no, and I turned around (my back to him) to put money in the slot, stood there facing the machine until I'd reached in and gotten my soda out. By the time I turned around, he was gone. Thank God. But still, I can't believe the only time I've ever been pulled a line like that was at Wal-Mart. :shock: :roll:

EDIT: Oh, I take that back. One time at Sam's Club I was getting a hot dog, and this old guy was beside me and said, "Want me to help you eat that hot dog?" And I laughed, then turned back to what I was doing, and then he goes, "I guess that's a no." He was at LEAST in his 60's, and I'm 19. EWWWWWW!!!!!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Post by roo-roo91 »

nice one derek.
heres one.
"you must be a handyman or something, cause i'd sure love for you to nail me."
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
yes, that is a line for a girl to say.
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^ :lol:

"Can you be my lipstick cause I wouldn't mine you on my lips 24/7"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

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(...would it be stupid to say that to axl?..yeah i think so...)
nice.
this is a realllllllllllllllllllllllllly geeky one but...
"hey baby, wanna feel the force flow through you?"
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