Horrible and Great pick-up lines
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
"you must be a storm cause you blow me away"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
/mumblingn0vaice wrote:"you must be a storm cause you blow me away"
Dang gutterbrain doesn't come with an off switch...
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"you must be a spotlight cause you make me feel like a celebrity"
"you must be a spotlight cause you make me feel like a celebrity"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
(from the star terk movie)
"I'll be monitoring your frequency"
james may:
"Hello" *creepy grin*
"I'll be monitoring your frequency"
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"Hello" *creepy grin*
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my god..ringswraith wrote:/mumblingn0vaice wrote:"you must be a storm cause you blow me away"
Dang gutterbrain doesn't come with an off switch...
i just thought the same thing...
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
I think I said it but:
"I ain't no Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock."
"I ain't no Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock."
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines
The one time I've ever been hit on was outside of Wal-Mart by the soda machines. I was about to put my money in when this guy walks up to me and uses the "Do you have a boyfriend?" one. I said, no, and when he asked if I wanted one, I said no, and I turned around (my back to him) to put money in the slot, stood there facing the machine until I'd reached in and gotten my soda out. By the time I turned around, he was gone. Thank God. But still, I can't believe the only time I've ever been pulled a line like that was at Wal-Mart.
EDIT: Oh, I take that back. One time at Sam's Club I was getting a hot dog, and this old guy was beside me and said, "Want me to help you eat that hot dog?" And I laughed, then turned back to what I was doing, and then he goes, "I guess that's a no." He was at LEAST in his 60's, and I'm 19. EWWWWWW!!!!!
EDIT: Oh, I take that back. One time at Sam's Club I was getting a hot dog, and this old guy was beside me and said, "Want me to help you eat that hot dog?" And I laughed, then turned back to what I was doing, and then he goes, "I guess that's a no." He was at LEAST in his 60's, and I'm 19. EWWWWWW!!!!!
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nice one derek.
heres one.
"you must be a handyman or something, cause i'd sure love for you to nail me."
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yes, that is a line for a girl to say.
heres one.
"you must be a handyman or something, cause i'd sure love for you to nail me."
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
yes, that is a line for a girl to say.
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"Can you be my lipstick cause I wouldn't mine you on my lips 24/7"
"Can you be my lipstick cause I wouldn't mine you on my lips 24/7"
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(...would it be stupid to say that to axl?..yeah i think so...)
nice.
this is a realllllllllllllllllllllllllly geeky one but...
"hey baby, wanna feel the force flow through you?"
nice.
this is a realllllllllllllllllllllllllly geeky one but...
"hey baby, wanna feel the force flow through you?"
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