agreed. its ironic, i just posted a question on EDC and there like a million!eliselovesedwardx wrote:Alrighty..I just posted a heap at the EDC but I'll put some here
My friend likes this one:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants..
And then my brother likes this one:
I was going to use one of those lame pick up lines on you but you took my breath away..
My friends and I love finding lame pick up lines all the time..They're awesome!
I doubt they'd work but they surely get some attention!
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lol this 1 gorss:
Boy: Have ever kissed a bunny between the ears?
Girl: No
Boy: *pulls pockets in side out* Wannna start?
lol my friend told me that 1
Are you tired?
B/c you have been funning in my mind all day!
I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?
Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven??
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
Are you a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous! ahaha my friend said this 2 my teacher on her birthday...
You're so pretty, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.
Hey sweetie, you just dropped something...my jaw! i hear this 1 alot idk guys all ways say this 1
Are those space pants? 'Cause your butt is outta this world!
yeah i know alot lol i don't want 2 write any more
Boy: Have ever kissed a bunny between the ears?
Girl: No
Boy: *pulls pockets in side out* Wannna start?
lol my friend told me that 1
Are you tired?
B/c you have been funning in my mind all day!
I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?
Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven??
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
Are you a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous! ahaha my friend said this 2 my teacher on her birthday...
You're so pretty, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.
Hey sweetie, you just dropped something...my jaw! i hear this 1 alot idk guys all ways say this 1
Are those space pants? 'Cause your butt is outta this world!
yeah i know alot lol i don't want 2 write any more
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lol that one made me laugh coz i do work at subway!! more subway ones from my adorable co-workersI don't know if anybody has said this one yet but..
Do you work at Subway....cause you just gave me a footlong!
do you want me to supply the mayonaise? and
i bet my meatballs taste better than that!
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This is my new favoite:
Are you a vampire? Cause you dazzle me!
Are you a vampire? Cause you dazzle me!
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This one is HORRIBLE!!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
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ewwwwwwww.debussygirl wrote:This one is HORRIBLE!!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
that is gross.
.ah...
i can't think of any.
:shock:ing isn't it?
no, wait i thought of one.
"do you work at a water park or something baby, cause you just made me wet."
think about it for a minute.
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My niece told me about this one: Is that a ninja in your pants? 'Coz your butt is kickin'.
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roo-roo91 wrote:ewwwwwwww.debussygirl wrote:This one is HORRIBLE!!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
that is gross.
.ah...
i can't think of any.
:shock:ing isn't it?
no, wait i thought of one.
"do you work at a water park or something baby, cause you just made me wet."
think about it for a minute.
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yeah it took me a whole 2 minutes to think of that one.
XP.
funny thing: i refuse to go to water parks.
i have a fear of heights(the water slides that are ridiculously high) and a new fear of drowning.
XP.
funny thing: i refuse to go to water parks.
i have a fear of heights(the water slides that are ridiculously high) and a new fear of drowning.
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Here's a bad one:
"I'm no Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock."
"I'm no Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock."
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