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We had a fun time last year coming up with random ones.

"Do you take karate? 'Cause your body is kickin'."

and my friend Aaron came up with this one (it's for them there smart people). "I wish I was your dirivitive so I could be tangent to your curves." (Only I don't know what it means).

"Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I see myself in your pants."

There is a guy from my town who has tried this twice on me;

"SO, where's your boyfriend?"

He doesnt have the faintest idea if I have a boyfriend but thats what he says, to either check if I have one or if I am going to cheat on him or whatever?! I have one so I told him where he was, not too far away either!

I havnt the foggiest what he would have had to say if I said, "At home" or "I dont have one". Lucky me not having to find out!

The last time he said it, I was like "Yeah you asked me that last time, and by the way, he is upstairs!"

Weirdo!

On a girls holiday in Magaluf, three of us were in a club sat in a row, and a guy just came over and was like "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Yes" then he moved on the next "Do you have a boyfriend?" and so on!

Oh also, I had a badge with this on when I was a teen, thought it was the BEST thing ever...

"I have lost my Teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

I don't know if anybody has said this one yet but..

Do you work at Subway....cause you just gave me a footlong!

amandaxcullen wrote:I don't know if anybody has said this one yet but..

Do you work at Subway....cause you just gave me a footlong!

I don't get it.

I've got ones that I love.

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle."

"Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for "Christmas.

This one is gross.

"If I were a squirel and you were a tree I'd put my nuts in your hole."

Its bad, I know. If someone ever said that to me I'd punch them in the face.

-Elizabeth

I've got ones that I love.

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle."

"Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas."

This one is gross.

"If I were a squirel and you were a tree I'd put my nuts in your hole."

Its bad, I know. If someone ever said that to me I'd punch them in the face.

-Elizabeth

My favourites are;
"Do you have spanner eyes? Because everytime I look at you my nuts tighten."
Is that even appropriate? Oh well.

And, (say the guy is Edward.)
"Do you have any Cullen in you??"
"No."
"Do you want some?"

LOL.

"Your boyfriend is really lucky."

This really happened to me last week! I'm abroad in Spain and the guys here are more forward than American boys. I'm just walking along minding my own business and this guy comes up to me speaking in rapid Spanish. Once he figured out I wasn't Spanish, he somehow guessed I can speak French. So he told me in French "You're very pretty and your boyfriend is really lucky." (I don't have one haha but I let him think I did I was a bit skeeved out) And then he wanted to know if we could get coffee but I (truthfully) answered that I had to go to class. Then he walked away so fast you would have thought someone was chasing him!!

heifergrl1 wrote:
"If I were a squirel and you were a tree I'd put my nuts in your hole."

Its bad, I know. If someone ever said that to me I'd punch them in the face.

-Elizabeth

Seriously!?! I'd probobly knife them!! If anyone said that to me I'd hate them for ever!