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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:13 am
by emilycullenx
It really is. haha~

"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?"

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:09 am
by roo-roo91
okay this one is really wrong..
but due to yesterday's mishaps i thought of this line.
"excuse me, you just made me explode in my pants, would you mind getting me a towel so i can dry myself off? afterwords maybe we can go someplace nice."

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:11 am
by n0vaice
:roll: Oh Chels XD

BTW your text hasn't arrived yet. :(

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:15 am
by roo-roo91
XD
ohhhhhhhh poo.
i'll try sending another one today.
what did you say to put in front of your number?

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:21 am
by n0vaice
XD
:lol: .

639159843726 this is the number you should use.

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:28 am
by roo-roo91
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay.
will do now.

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:35 pm
by n0vaice
"Men who say they have everything are liars, because they don't have you I do"

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:44 am
by -Jasper
I was doing a facebook quiz: "which pick up line suits you best", and I got this.

I've lost my teddy, will you sleep with me tonight?

:lol:

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:23 pm
by Mrs.TeddyBear
^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

I saw this one in one of the funnies today.

"Heaven better do a headcount, 'casue its missing an angel!". The guy was sitting next to the girl and he was this cute little nerd!

Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:33 pm
by n0vaice
"The man who I'll always be envious and be better than me without question
is the man who tucks his arm under yours and holds your heart...." :(