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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Spartan » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:52 pm

mz.cullenn wrote:
silverotrhanail wrote:I have heard a lot of crummy pick up lines. The one that is the strangest is Pokemon related....*cringes*
I'll Jiggle your Puff. (JiggelyPuff).
gah!
What my friends would jokingly do back in forth is take each other's names and turn them into lines like the one above. Example: I'll Britney your Spears! Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

A few friends of mine and I always have this on-going competition with using lines like that!


Same, though because we're quite immature at times we often come out with really sick, pervy lesbian ones ( because it's my girl-friends that say them)
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby A.H » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:57 pm

^.. I have a cheesy chat up line battle going on with one of my mates and the other day she come's out with:

" You're sentenced in court.. for trespassing my thoughts. Your sentence will be one night with me. How do you plead?"
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Spartan » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:15 pm

^ I was having one of them with my friend Osscar and he came out with

" You have over 200 bones in your body, want another one?" Which had to be explained to some people lol.

I used back at him all the ones you guys put on this and I beat him by miles. My favourite was

"Are you a drill sergeant because you make my privates stand up" :lol: Of course I'd slap anyone who used it on me.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby YouAreMyLifeNow » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:32 pm

edward x lover wrote:someone probably already posted this but I thought it was funny I found it on facebook:
"Are you a vampire cause you dazzle me"


that would deffently get my attention, but if i turned around and it was some jerk, i would be sad cause that seems like a good pick up line to me

i read this in a magazine while waiting at the dentist:( i think its already been said)

Boy: did the fall hurt?
Girl: what fall?
Boy: when you fell from heaven
Girl: ?
Boy: o sorry, your so beautiful i thought you were and angel
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby debussygirl » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:46 pm

YouAreMyLifeNow wrote:
Boy: did the fall hurt?
Girl: what fall?
Boy: when you fell from heaven
Girl: ?
Boy: o sorry, your so beautiful i thought you were and angel

Oldest pick-up line in the book!
Creepy thing is, my friend had that one used on her by a middle-aged man. Ewww!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Sharz TiBoShoe » Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:58 am

oooh!!!

"Will the answer to the next question i'll ask you be the same?"

Either way, the answer's gonna be a yes for the next question :] weee

That's how you get a date, i mean, if your cute and all :] with like great personality
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby Spartan » Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:57 pm

My friend Osscar said today;

" You should swim with me sometime - I do a really good breaststroke" :shock:

Like one of the oldest and worst ones there is. :D
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby maddy<3twilight » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:10 pm

The one in Transformers!

Mikaela: [in the back seat] This car's a pretty good driver.
Sam Witwicky: [in the passenger seat] Yeah.
[looks at the empty driver's seat]
Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there?
Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving.
Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.
Mikaela: Why?
Sam Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby I_Am_Switzerland31 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:51 pm

ok so i just love this thread and i figured it would be great to post my first post on it! so here goes!

Guy: Hey lets count shoulders! *points to furthest from the girl* One. *points to the closest to the girl* Two. *points to her closest shoulder* Three. *puts arm around the girl* Four. :D

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He kneeled to the ground and pulled out a ring and said "Marry me Juliet, you'll never have to be alone, I LOVE YOU and that's all i really know! I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress, it's a Love Story baby just say... YES -Love Story
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby eliselovesedwardx » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:12 pm

Alrighty..I just posted a heap at the EDC but I'll put some here :D

My friend likes this one:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants..

And then my brother likes this one:
I was going to use one of those lame pick up lines on you but you took my breath away..

My friends and I love finding lame pick up lines all the time..They're awesome!
I doubt they'd work but they surely get some attention! :lol:
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