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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby museicalking » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:22 pm

eliselovesedwardx wrote:Alrighty..I just posted a heap at the EDC but I'll put some here :D

My friend likes this one:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants..

And then my brother likes this one:
I was going to use one of those lame pick up lines on you but you took my breath away..

My friends and I love finding lame pick up lines all the time..They're awesome!
I doubt they'd work but they surely get some attention! :lol:


agreed. its ironic, i just posted a question on EDC and there like a million!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby WhenTheSunGoesDown » Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:26 pm

lol this 1 gorss:
Boy: Have ever kissed a bunny between the ears?
Girl: No
Boy: *pulls pockets in side out* Wannna start?
lol my friend told me that 1

Are you tired?
B/c you have been funning in my mind all day!

I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?

Did your head hurt when that angel dropped you from heaven??

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?

Are you a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous! ahaha my friend said this 2 my teacher on her birthday...

You're so pretty, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.

Hey sweetie, you just dropped something...my jaw! i hear this 1 alot idk guys all ways say this 1

Are those space pants? 'Cause your butt is outta this world!

yeah i know alot lol i don't want 2 write any more
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby emily19 » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:16 am

I don't know if anybody has said this one yet but..

Do you work at Subway....cause you just gave me a footlong!

lol that one made me laugh coz i do work at subway!! more subway ones from my adorable co-workers
do you want me to supply the mayonaise? and
i bet my meatballs taste better than that!
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby edwardlikeshaystacks » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:20 pm

This is my new favoite:

Are you a vampire? Cause you dazzle me! ;)
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby debussygirl » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:03 am

This one is HORRIBLE!!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby roo-roo91 » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:39 pm

debussygirl wrote:This one is HORRIBLE!!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away

ewwwwwwww.
that is gross.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
.ah...
i can't think of any.
:shock:ing isn't it?
no, wait i thought of one.
"do you work at a water park or something baby, cause you just made me wet."
think about it for a minute.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby ringswraith » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:58 pm

My niece told me about this one: Is that a ninja in your pants? 'Coz your butt is kickin'.

Personal favorite from a list I saw long time ago: Would you like gin and platonic or scotch and sofa?
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby n0vaice » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:13 pm

roo-roo91 wrote:
debussygirl wrote:This one is HORRIBLE!!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away

ewwwwwwww.
that is gross.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
.ah...
i can't think of any.
:shock:ing isn't it?
no, wait i thought of one.
"do you work at a water park or something baby, cause you just made me wet."
think about it for a minute.


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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby roo-roo91 » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:47 pm

yeah it took me a whole 2 minutes to think of that one.
XP.
funny thing: i refuse to go to water parks.
i have a fear of heights(the water slides that are ridiculously high) and a new fear of drowning.
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Re: Horrible and Great pick-up lines

Postby DudeRocksTheTwilight » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:17 pm

Here's a bad one:
"I'm no Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock."
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