If you ever EVER see Miley Cyrus riding her bike around down by your house, please throw a large stick in her spokes for me. And videotape it
Hey, if Taylor lives by you, that means Edi has been around there, too! Have you seen him?
I can't wait until I turn 18 and move to Cali or NY, get away from all the crazy Texans, because believe me, we're nuts. You can barely honk your horn around here because almost everyone carries guns.
That's my moms favorite reminder for me when I'm driving, "Remember to always be curtious, because in Texas we carry guns."
Canada has huge mutant hampsters that have developed horns, they have been dubbed "moose".