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Posted: **Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:37 pm**

You get a rash from your 3 year old sticking them all over you!

*inserts Hydrocortisone*

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:02 am**

You get a good night sleep (benadryl)

Insert spongebob squarepants

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Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:48 pm**

You get a "No This Is Patrick" ringtone.

*inserts e e cummings*

Posted: **Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:03 am**

You get a book of poetry.

*inserts Chanel lipstick*

Posted: **Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:51 am**

You get a paper towel to clean your lips

* inserts dirty dishes *

Posted: **Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:00 pm**

You get dish pan hands.

Insert a transformer

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Posted: **Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:50 pm**

You get the car from Back To The Future.

*inserts a melting clock*

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:34 am**

You get some extra hours in the day.

*inserts economy size jar of pickles*

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:36 pm**

You get a bunch of hungry pregnant women.

*Insert a jar of olives.*

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:39 pm**

You get a bunch of lushes looking for some gin to go with that!

*insert a highly-skilled bartender*

The vending machine