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[bac]

Rate the quotation above you on a scale from 1 to 10 and give your reasons; then post a new quotation to be rated.

From the previous thread

Sue: I'm revoking your tanning priveleges for the rest of the semester.
Cheerleader: *bursts into tears*

[swedishskinjer]

5.

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)

I woke several hours later in a daze."

[blasphemous_contessa]

7

"It's so satisfying to pop a zit. Sometimes I wish I could do it to my whole head. You know, metahorically."
ASW

[dandyvampgirl_13]

8/10 It got points taken off for grossness, but it was funny.

Ralphie: *runs away from bat* Ah, don't let it get me! I don't want to be turned into a- a vampire!
Mrs. Frizzle: *drops from the ceiling; says in a Transylvanian accent* Good evening, class...
Ralphie: She must be a vampire...

Oh, silly Ralphie, don't you know that vampires sparkle? Yeah, right.

[readmymind]

^^10. I love that show!

Charlie: Whoa, Dad! You're flying!
Scott Calvin: It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
The Santa Clause

[roo-roo91]

10. I.Love.Those.Movies.
"It is better to love and lost then to have never loved at all."

[dandyvampgirl_13]

10/10
Purely for the fact that its in Moulin Rogue and I can't get the Elephant Love Melody out of my head.

Keysha: Vampires don't exist! You're making it all up!
Ralhpie: Oh yeah? Then explain why Mrs. Frizzle is sparkling!?

- a parody of mine of the aforementioned Magic School Bus episode.

[readmymind]

10. Totally made my day.

Lies about your physical appearance in Hollywood creep in like a nasty serpent in your bed. It’s awful. “Who’s got the best outfit?”, “Who’s makeup artist is terrible?”, etc… I’ve really been learning that I have to choose to believe that it is not my clothes or my hair or my makeup that is going to make me shine. It’s a battle I fight everyday with myself.”
Bethany Joy Galeotti

[best_beating_heart]

8/10

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die

[Starless*Eyes]

8/10

Rose: I know what you must be thinking. "Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?"
Jack: No, no, that's not what I was thinking. What I was thinking was, what could've happened to this girl to make her feel she had no way out?
-Titanic