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Automatic 10/10 for anything from Serenity

The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please, pay attention.

~Molly Ivins

9.
Hades:newcomer alert.
Faclier:-bursts into hysterical laughter- a teddy bear. Seriously?
Lotso: big words coming from a man who pathetically begged for his life.
Faclier:big words comin from a strawberry scented teddy bear, tell me little man, which one of us is more intimadating. Me or you
-silent-
Lotso:Touche son, touche.

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Me: Remember when our parents were worried about us getting pedophiled and CREEPed on myspace?
My little sister: What's myspace? Is that anything like facebook?


just a mark of how far we've come.

10.
I love you Eric.
I- I- I love cake.

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10! I love That 70s Show

Fez: Miss Kitty? We need some advice.
Kelso: Yeah, of a sexual nature.
Kitty: Boys, if you have VD I'm ot looking at it.

10
Red: Why is the dog on the counter?
Kitty: He likes to feel tall.

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That'll be a 9/10

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The only time a fisherman is telling the truth is when he's calling another fisherman a liar

~Barney McKenna of the Dubliners

9

"The filthy rich and the dirt, dirt poor are all the same when they can't take no more."
-Mickey Avalon "Friends and Lovers"

8/10

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it--good and hard!

~H. L. Mencken