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darn! the only one I can quote is the Scream one which I missed to answer. Hopefully I will see another I can answer before someone else does.

"Are you a man of good character where women are concerned?"
"Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned? "
"Yes, very frequently. "
"Well, I haven't. I find that the moment a woman makes friends with me she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance. And I find that the moment I make friends with a woman I become selfish and tyrannical. So here I am, a confirmed old bachelor and likely to remain so."

So does the fact that I recognized that as from My Fair Lady mean I'm showing my age, too?

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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

LOL followed by screaming, running up and down the aisles

That is Airplane...I love the old lady doing the "jive" talk

ok this one is short and easy...

"Where's my truck?"
CRASH
"Oh there it is"

"Where's my truck?"
CRASH
"Oh there it is"

That's from Twister

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I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands, they just don't.

Jestak wrote:I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands, they just don't.

Legally Blond......I know that movie line by line

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"Up is Down. That's just madingly unhelpfull."

Pirates of the Caribbean : At world's end

Ok this one's easy.

I love a wame pig belly for my aching feet

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"Silver's good enough for me, Mr. T... "

That is from Sweeney Todd

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Just give me twenty-four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just twenty-four hours. That's all I ask.
No!
You'd do it for Randolph Scott.
(reverentially) Randolph Scott! (They remove their hats and place them over their hearts.)
A Heavenly Choir Sings: Randolph Scott!
All right, sheriff. Twenty-four hours.

Just give me twenty-four hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town. Just twenty-four hours. That's all I ask.
No!
You'd do it for Randolph Scott.
(reverentially) Randolph Scott! (They remove their hats and place them over their hearts.)
A Heavenly Choir Sings: Randolph Scott!
All right, sheriff. Twenty-four hours

OMG Blazing Saddles!! My hubbys favorite movie of all time lol

As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
Where does the book say that?
Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken

"As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
Where does the book say that?
Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken"

That is from Fiddler on the Roof

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Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.