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Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:45 pm
by awesomejen1
darkrider wrote:I loooove dane cook lmaooo! he's great! I love his car alarm skit. lmaaaaaoooo!


-Dark
Me too! Heelllloooo....I'm a caaarrrrr. Gas-o-line is my blood.

My all time favorite is the Struck by a vehicle, so fricking funny. And Kool-aid! Anyone watch the little stick figure cartoons on you tube, they make me laugh so hard!

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:26 pm
by bluemaria
mlola619 wrote:"and the picklzzzz and sauceeeeee and the pickkleezzzz"

"WHOPPAARRRRR!!! GIMME A WHOPPPARRRR"



:lol: genius!!!
Yes!! I love it :) He is just too much... too funny and too hot!

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:10 am
by msbrit90
lol i loves him...just thought about the car accient ones

"WHY DID U STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU GOING 80?"

or something like that

or the one were everyone like goes out to watch the accident lol

**cars hit**

Dane: " shoes shoes, WHERE ARE MY SHOES!?, F#$@# it im going out SHOELESS"
-then we all get out there and want to be involved in the investigation
"yes officer i was in my house cleaning a dish and i herd it and i came out"
"what? you were in your basment? well i was in my house cleaning a dish, herd it so i Came Out"

lol or somethin like that

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:36 am
by jess_marie
"GET THE JELLY, TWAT!" :lol:



That ENTIRE skit is my boyfriend & I to a "T". :roll:

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:46 am
by PrincessBella
OME i looooove DC!! not only is he sexy, he's also the most hilarious comedian i've heard. lots of people hate him tho and i just don't see why. sometimes when u look him up on imdb it's ridiculous just looking at the bottom at all of the hate posts. i saw him during the Rough Around the Edges tour and i was in the 5th row. it was so awesome. my mom and i always make a joke like "i'm gonna go take a coma" whenever we want to take a nap, lol. i have a friend that's obsessed with him like i am and we'll always just be cracking up laughing randomly making Dane Cook jokes. people always look at us weird and then we laugh even more. :D i can't pick a favorite skit of his, but my top ones are Car Alarm, Not So Kool-Aid, Struck By a Vehicle, and TiTo. last week the guy that sits next to me in history class was wearing a Superman t-shirt and i called him Superbleeder. he looked at me really weirdly so i had to explain the joke to him, haha. i need to control myself sometimes when it comes to his jokes. :geek:

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:37 am
by awesomejen1
PrincessBella wrote:OME i looooove DC!! not only is he sexy, he's also the most hilarious comedian i've heard. lots of people hate him tho and i just don't see why. sometimes when u look him up on imdb it's ridiculous just looking at the bottom at all of the hate posts. i saw him during the Rough Around the Edges tour and i was in the 5th row. it was so awesome. my mom and i always make a joke like "i'm gonna go take a coma" whenever we want to take a nap, lol. i have a friend that's obsessed with him like i am and we'll always just be cracking up laughing randomly making Dane Cook jokes. people always look at us weird and then we laugh even more. :D i can't pick a favorite skit of his, but my top ones are Car Alarm, Not So Kool-Aid, Struck By a Vehicle, and TiTo. last week the guy that sits next to me in history class was wearing a Superman t-shirt and i called him Superbleeder. he looked at me really weirdly so i had to explain the joke to him, haha. i need to control myself sometimes when it comes to his jokes. :geek:

Why would anyone hate Dane! Unless they had no sense of humor and they were jealous of the fact they could laugh at his hilarity!

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:33 am
by PrincessBella
lots of ppl claim that Dane steals jokes. i dunno from who, but those people are just jealous. like Dane's mom says "They're jealous of you, Dane. They're jealous. Those people are lost souls and they want what you have." :D i completely agree!

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:17 am
by audreywarenne
i love Dane cook, i've got a ton of his shows on DVD and CD. his humor is original and just hilarious.

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:07 am
by singleduetoedward
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW how much I love Dane Cook! Sadly I hardly ever listen to or watch him anymore. One time my ex and I went on this like 12 hour trip and listened to him for a few hours and it just reminds me of that retard douchebag (EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE.) and I can't handle it.

I still love him though, I wish he'd come out with more stuff other than movies. I haven't seen My Best Friend's Girl but I saw Employee of the Month and Good Luck Chuck and they didn't fully show how funny he is.

Re: Dane Cook

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:47 pm
by PrincessBella
Employee of the Month was how i first discovered Dane Cook. i went to see the movie b/c i'm a fan of Jessica Simpson but ended up falling in love with Dane. i remembered seeing he had done some HBO specials so when i got home from the movie i checked to see if anything of his was on. Vicious Circle was on and it's still my favorite (but Harmful if Swallowed is running a close second). My Best Friend's Girl is really funny and i recommend seeing it if u r a Dane Cook fan. i think i read a blog on his MySpace that said they let him use more of his own jokes. u can tell too because i think My Best Friend's Girl is the funniest/best movie he's done so far.