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I just watched the athiest one...bwa-haha...I hope you do become a tree...get pressed into paper, and have the bible printed on you...how is one man so funny!

The other day I listened to Creepy Guy at Work...hmm it makes me think of this one guy in my algebra class I'm about to go to...I want to give him candy and pens...he went to my middle school and in sixth grade and he got mad for some reason and threw tables and chairs..(well flipped a table because he didn't have the strength to throw it..)

and I think Dane Cook stole all the funny from everybody else..oh well!

I love Dane cook!

He's my all time favorite followed in closely by Jeff Dunham!

My favorite is the car alarm one, it gets me everytime! And the monkey driving the van!!

I <3 Dane Cook! Especially his old stuff better than the new stuff. The new stuff is less about random situations and more about sex (like every other comedian ever).
My fave is a 3 way tie between Kool-aid, Athiest, and Creepy guy at work.

I LOVE Dane Cook!

lol. one day me and one of my friends were talking, and he said my name was ghllll [or however you spell it. its form danes stand up thing about what he'd name his kids] and we tried to figure out how to spell it. we ended up making a symbol.


large whopper. no onion LARGE FRIES!!!

hahahaha Dane cook is my hero

[so is that guy in the poncho named hank. haha]

I love Dane Cook im crying with laughter every time i see him my fave one is the crying on when hes like "hi im the world and your gonna cry" lol and i love the one when people cut u off on the road its like hi hello? ha ha

Dane Cook is awesome he makes me laugh till I'm laughing and crying at the same time. He's hilarious.

DANE!!!
ahh! finally i found this thread! woot! props to me haha. I love Dane cook! He's the best!
I swear Half the things he says are completely stupid and i cn never picture anyone but him doing and the other half I'm just like "Dude! I do that all the time!". Like The in "Struck by a vehicle" When he says that he wanted to just yell out that the guy was going to get hit by a car, but it just wouldn't come out. totally true! Luckly someone else just pulled him out of the way..(when it happened to me, i mean)

I LOVE Dane Cook. He's freaking hilarious. Vicious Circle is my favourite show of his.

JessicaIsIntoxicated wrote:I LOVE Dane Cook. He's freaking hilarious. Vicious Circle is my favourite show of his.

Totally! although i have to say i do love the one where he did the "Price is right" thing...i can't remember what the show was called...