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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Psychicpoptarts » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:09 pm

I laugh so hard when I hear "Idiot Boyfriend" by Jimmy Fallon. :D
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Bella_Cullen_13 » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:57 pm

Ive got two songs off the top of my head.

Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship
Uh-huh, holy shoot
It's about time you get off my Vulgar Language Is Ugly

A few times you been around that track
But your Why are we talking about a donkey? is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Repeat x2)

(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot.

You damn right I was talking shoot
I told your man so you would hear it
What you doin' acting like that
Now people know what's up
So you came to my place
Saw the look on your face
I hit a home run then I kicked you out
But first I broke my pom-pom out
And now you know what's up

A few times you been around that track
But your Why are we talking about a donkey? is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Repeat x2)

(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot.

So last night girl, saw you under the bleachers
Giving head to a substitute teacher
Perfect grades didn't make no sense
But now it's all cleared up
And it's comin' right back
'Cause I'm telling your pack
So don't freak out when your secret's out
That's right girl, you can't deny this
Your knees is all scratched up

A few times you been around that track
But your Why are we talking about a donkey? is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Repeat x2)

(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot.

Let me hear you say this shoot is
Super-cala-fragalistic-expialidoshus
S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A-F-R-A-G-A...um...
..WHAT!

A few times you been around that track
But your Why are we talking about a donkey? is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Repeat x2)

(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot

And I Kissed a Boy - Cobra Starship
Yo, check it out. I've got a plan.
Here's my intention. (Haha!)
The frat boys in the club are lame.
Let's start an altercation. (Get familiar!)

It's just what I'm used to.
Just wanna f*ck shoot up.
But I got my whole damn crew
Come on! What cha gon[na] do!

I kissed a boy, they liked it.
Got all the honeys in the club excited.
I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Homeboy was not about it.

I know it's wrong,
But I don't mind.
I'm gonna start shoot tonight.

I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Bitches loved it

Nah, you don't even know my name.
It doesn't matter.
Don't even front; you've got no game.
You're just a sucker.

So what now? I clowned you.
And I'm stealing your girl too!
She wants a secure dude.
And that's just not you!

I kissed a boy, they liked it.
Got all the honeys in the club excited.
I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Homeboy was not about it.

I know it's wrong,
But I don't mind.
I'm gonna start shoot tonight.

I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Bitches loved it

Me and my bros, that's how we roll.
You['d] never know how far we'll go.
I'll grab some junk that I don't know,
And plant one right on him.
You're only here for our amusement!

I kissed a boy, they liked it.
Got all the honeys in the club excited.
I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Homeboy was not about it.

I know it's wrong,
But I don't mind.
I'm gonna start shoot tonight.

I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Bitches loved it
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Jasper<3 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:43 pm

Like five years ago my sister kept listening to this song that was like "We can make sandwiches out on the dance floor" and went on and on. I dont remember what its called though
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Postby jaspercookie » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:02 pm

Hailey, you stole mine!!! I freaking love those songs. But I've got another Cobra one for you. It's not as funny as Hailey's were, but still, it's Cobra!!

Damn You Look and I'm Drunk (Scandalous) [feat. V.I.P]

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S
I cant handle it, I cant handle it.
Damn, that girl shes scandalous.

Its time to get a tan,
Its half off if you bring a friend,
With them crazy press on nails.
Uh oh, uh oh.
Heres the truth:
Youre kinda hot.
But when you open up to talk,
I can feel them going soft.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.

Dont ask me to sign your skin,
Cant you see these little kids?
And youre the kinda girl Id take home to mom,
If my momma was dead.

No good,
Youre up to no good,
But damn you look good and Im drunk.
Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would.
So hard to be good,
Its so hard to be good.

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S
I cant handle it, I cant handle it.
Damn, that girl shes scandalous.

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S
I cant handle it, I cant handle it.
Damn, that girl shes scandalous.

Girl, I dig your fanny pack,
Riding low behind your back,
Give them boys a heart attack.
Uh oh, uh oh.
But dont come at me with them lips,
Saying you just want a kiss.
Cause lord only knows where youve been.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.

Dont ask me to sign your skin,
Im honestly not interested.
And youre the kinda girl Id take home to mom
If my momma was dead.

No good,
Youre up to no good,
But damn you look good and Im drunk.
Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would.
So hard to be good,
Its so hard to be good.

No good,
Youre up to no good,
But damn you look good and Im drunk.
Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would.
So hard to be good,
Its so hard to be good.

This is V.I.P party boys,
And we got a few things to say to you nasty, trashy, hoes.
Girl, whered you get your outfit?
Pick n pay?
Yo momma pick but she sure didnt pay.
(Sl*t hole.)
I didnt pay money for my body.
(What?)
What are you supposed to be?
Some sort of long-island lolita, honey?
(Lolita?!)
Are you sure youre even a woman?
(Hahaha, woah!)
Is that a house arrest bracelet in your pocket
Or do you got a Vulgar Language Is Ugly like me?

Youre the kinda girl Id take home to mom
If my momma was dead.

No good,
Youre up to no good,
But damn you look good and Im drunk.
Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would.
So hard to be good,
Its so hard to be good.

No good,
Youre up to no good,
But damn you look good and Im drunk.
Now you got me kinda thinking like maybe I would.
So hard to be good,
Its so hard to be good.

S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S
I cant handle it, I cant handle it.
Damn, that girl shes scandalous.


It makes me giggle... :lol:
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Postby Bella_Cullen_13 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:57 pm

jaspercookie wrote:Hailey, you stole mine!!! I freaking love those songs. But I've got another Cobra one for you. It's not as funny as Hailey's were, but still, it's Cobra!!
I think we should just agree that no Cobra song is serious.

I love Prostitution is the World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am a Professional)

Do you know who I am?
Good, neither do I.
Got nothing to say (got nothing to say)
but if you pay me I can play the fool.

Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.

Do you remember when the only thing that mattered was
taking time for the things you love?
But now you’ve got to humour all these fools.

Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.

If you need me I’m your man.
But you don’t wanna see me mad.
Oh! No! We don’t care!
You’re a pro and it’s no surprise, yeah.
Oh! No! We don’t care!

Go on, believe, if it turns you on.
Take what you need ‘til your body’s numb.
Prostitution is revolution.
You can hate me, after you pay me.
My submission is your addiction.
So just get out while you can.
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Garrett&Kate » Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:56 am

Recently, I've fallen in love with Flight of the Conchords and their song, Ladies of the world. Listen to it! Makes me laugh but sing along to it because it sounds so nice. ;)
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby gypsyeyes » Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:29 am

Garrett&Kate wrote:Recently, I've fallen in love with Flight of the Conchords

ooooooooo I love them!!!! I love hiphopapotomous vs rhymasorous and The year 2000. (i may have the names slightly worng :? ) Anyways, anyone who hasn't heard of them before, go listen! They're a comedy duo so laughs are guarenteed, and its cool music.
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby ilovespaceheaters » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:54 am

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!

LET'S START A WAR! START A NUCLEAR WAR! AT THE GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR!
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby ilovespaceheaters » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:56 am

Bella_Cullen_13 wrote:Ive got two songs off the top of my head.

Hollaback Boy - Cobra Starship
Uh-huh, holy shoot
It's about time you get off my Vulgar Language Is Ugly

A few times you been around that track
But your Why are we talking about a donkey? is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Repeat x2)

(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot.

You damn right I was talking shoot
I told your man so you would hear it
What you doin' acting like that
Now people know what's up
So you came to my place
Saw the look on your face
I hit a home run then I kicked you out
But first I broke my pom-pom out
And now you know what's up

A few times you been around that track
But your Why are we talking about a donkey? is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Repeat x2)

(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot.

So last night girl, saw you under the bleachers
Giving head to a substitute teacher
Perfect grades didn't make no sense
But now it's all cleared up
And it's comin' right back
'Cause I'm telling your pack
So don't freak out when your secret's out
That's right girl, you can't deny this
Your knees is all scratched up

A few times you been around that track
But your Why are we talking about a donkey? is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Repeat x2)

(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot.

Let me hear you say this shoot is
Super-cala-fragalistic-expialidoshus
S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A-F-R-A-G-A...um...
..WHAT!

A few times you been around that track
But your Why are we talking about a donkey? is still fat, it's gonna stay like that
'Cause I ain't your hollaback boy
I ain't your hollaback boy
(Repeat x2)

(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot, this is my shoot
(Ooh oo) This is my shoot

And I Kissed a Boy - Cobra Starship
Yo, check it out. I've got a plan.
Here's my intention. (Haha!)
The frat boys in the club are lame.
Let's start an altercation. (Get familiar!)

It's just what I'm used to.
Just wanna f*ck shoot up.
But I got my whole damn crew
Come on! What cha gon[na] do!

I kissed a boy, they liked it.
Got all the honeys in the club excited.
I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Homeboy was not about it.

I know it's wrong,
But I don't mind.
I'm gonna start shoot tonight.

I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Bitches loved it

Nah, you don't even know my name.
It doesn't matter.
Don't even front; you've got no game.
You're just a sucker.

So what now? I clowned you.
And I'm stealing your girl too!
She wants a secure dude.
And that's just not you!

I kissed a boy, they liked it.
Got all the honeys in the club excited.
I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Homeboy was not about it.

I know it's wrong,
But I don't mind.
I'm gonna start shoot tonight.

I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Bitches loved it

Me and my bros, that's how we roll.
You['d] never know how far we'll go.
I'll grab some junk that I don't know,
And plant one right on him.
You're only here for our amusement!

I kissed a boy, they liked it.
Got all the honeys in the club excited.
I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Homeboy was not about it.

I know it's wrong,
But I don't mind.
I'm gonna start shoot tonight.

I kissed a boy just to start shoot.
Bitches loved it




So many Cobra songs make me piss my pants.
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Bella_Cullen_13 » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:51 pm

ilovespaceheaters wrote:So many Cobra songs make me piss my pants.
The video for Church of Hot Addiction makes me laugh sooo hard. And for Send My Love To The Dancefloor. & for The City is At War... And the Home Video of Guilty Pleasure... I love them all (:
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