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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby bite_me » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:52 am

Degrassi

Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi,
and the children in attendance were all fat and sassy,
s'cept for one little boy and his name was Rick.
People pushed him around 'til he turned into a prick,
and took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun
to Degrassi to have himself a little bit of fun.
And bang shot Jimmy then pointed it at Emma,
with Shawn in the way, oh what a big dilema . . .


and theres more but i cant be bothered posting it (or censoring the swear words). its funny though.

we found the song in year five and printed out the lyrics and showed everyone. thank god the teachers didnt find it!
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby samajama » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:05 pm

Elizabeth wrote:I agree with skylarblue Baby Got Back is funny.

One Week by the Barenaked Ladies makes no sense, but it's so catchy!
"Chickadee China the Chinese chicken.."
What is a Chinese chicken?!

me too. Baby Got Back in hilarious. And I know all the words ;)

Chickity china the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

I'm pretty sure that's all inuendo for "junk"

This song make me laugh..
Vampire - Antsy Pants
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
Vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs

I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs

So I'm sad and I feel lonely
So I cry and I'm very angry
And I eat some garlic
So I'm no more satanic yeah yeah

I am a vampire and I am looking in the city
But the pretty girls don't look at me
Don't look at me
'Cause I don't have my fangs
'Cause I have lost my fangs

I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth again
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth again

So I get bored and I shout
So I eat pop corn and I put on weight
And I sing but my voice is breaking
And I want to play the guitar
But my guitar is out of tune

I am a vampire and I am looking in the city
But the musicals don't play with me, don't play with me
'Cause I don't have my mouse again
'Cause I have lost my mouse again
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby heartofmp* » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:13 pm

great now I have S-C-A-N-D-A-L-O-U-S running through my head...it is hillarious!lol Almost anything by a guy named Jon Lajoie cracks me up! It's all just so random..heres a link to one of his songs Everyday Normal Guy...am I the only person who finds this funny?lol :roll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby waiting tobe dazzled » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:09 am

It's not so much the song but the music video for Hot N Cold...I found it hilarious.

Love Me Dead by Ludo makes me crack up everytime I hear it.
So What and Stupid Girl--Pink
Buddy Holly--Weezer
Animal--Nickelback
High School Never Ends and 1985--Bowling For Soup
Bicycle Race--Queen
Brass Monkey and Girls--Beastie Boys
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby samajama » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:52 am

waiting tobe dazzled wrote:High School Never Ends and 1985--Bowling For Soup

High School Never Ends makes me laugh too! Actually, a lot of BFS songs make me laugh...
*thinks of a good one*
Bipolar - Bowling for Soup
Oh no here we go,
here we go again
You were so afraid
you let me back in
Back in thru a door
you had long forgot
Its resistance is shot,
mine was not
But I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?

Oh look there she goes
There she goes again
She keeps on checkin out
Checkin out her friends
I swear you'll never know
Know what's on her mind
Wish she'd given in
At least one time, Cuz

I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?

Get up get up, whatcha doing in bed
I think it's all in your head
Get up get up, no don't sleep sunday morning
And there's a whole world around you gotta let in
Especially the girls, we all like the girls

I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
instead of bi-polar




hope no one was offended by that. sorry. :?
i just think it's a funny song..
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Jasper<3 » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:00 pm

I like nerdiness, a glamorous parody, and mathmaticious, a fergilicious parody
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Maggieee » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:13 am

tenacious D
singing Tribute.
ahhh look it up.
it is soooo funny!
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Jacob's_Girl » Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:48 pm

samajama wrote:High School Never Ends makes me laugh too! Actually, a lot of BFS songs make me laugh...
*thinks of a good one*
Bipolar - Bowling for Soup

omg, bipolar is one of my fave songs of all time! bfs has soooo many funny songs!
:lol:
some other good ones are:

Somebody get my Mom (not full lyrics)
then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom

m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie, she coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came in first and i'm so glad that she met my dad, i wouldn't be here if she never had LET'S GO i guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along i guess i'l put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home

somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry i just want my mom, (i just want my mom)somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) i just want my mom (i just want my mom) get my mom m o m m y

Major Denial
You've got style, You've got class
You've got a boyfriend that wants to kick my a**
I made him angry, I made him annoyed
When I sent him dirty pictures from my polaroid

Sorry about the tracks in your yard
For taking out the tree and for hitting your barn
I didn't see it coming, it was moving to fast
Here's a hundred dollars for the bodycast

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

I saw you at the club downtown
We danced together till you turned around
and saw me in my gibralter pose
Then you kicked me in the nuts and ya broke my nose

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so d**n lucky to be with a guy like me

What can I say, feeling lonely
So do you think we could hang around, you get to know me
Tell me things you'd like to show me, Tie me up like I'm a pony,
Ride me to the moon, you can spank me till i'm black and blue
and bleeding too and begging you to stop!

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so damn lucky to be
So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me

and of course "the b***h song" and "smoothie king", they're awesome.
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby Belle » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:00 am

(I'm Too Sexy — Right Said Fred ) cracks me up everytime XD!

"I'm to sexy for my shirt , soo sexy it hurts."
it's so creepy :P :lol:
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Postby skylarblue » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:12 am

I know that these songs are meant to be funny but I love the Weird Al parody songs and the videos are the icing on the cake:

~White & Nerdy
~Like A Surgeon
~Fat
~Eat It
~I Lost on Jeopardy
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