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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:52 pm
by Renesmee101
Ticks - Brad Paisley
Forever & Always - Taylor Swift
VideoGirl - Jonas Brothers
Wayyyy to many to name. I laugh easily, though.
Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:15 pm
by debussygirl
Can I say one thing?
WEIRD AL
Whatever he writes, I laugh at.
Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:23 pm
by sarah-belle
Bella_Cullen_13 wrote:Dont Trust Me - 30H!3
I love that song, but its absolutely hilarious, especially the music video.
Haha, definitely. "Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho."
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:46 pm
by simple_love♫
Dead Skunk by Loudon Wainwright III. I think it's a folk song or something but when I heard it and I cracked up so hard!!!
Crossin' the highway late last night,
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right,
He didn't see the station wagon, car,
The skunk got squashed and there you are!
(Chorus)
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Stinkin' to high heaven!
Take a whiff on me that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose,
You don't have to look and you don't have to see,
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory,
(Repeat Chorus)
Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog,
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon,
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer dead skunk, in the middle,
Dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Stinkin' to high heaven.
C'mon stink!
(Fiddle break)
You got it,
It's dead, it's in the middle,
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road,
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution.
It's dead, it's in the middle,
And it's stinkin' to high, high heaven!
Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:33 pm
by dazzlingdynamite
Katie Melua lyrics, she's gotta be one of the funniest people who doesn't mean to be funny!
If you've ever heard her lyrics you'll know what I'm talking about.
My personal favourites:
'If You Were a Sailboat' (see even the title is hilarious!)
If you’re a cowboy I would trail you,
If you’re a piece of wood I’d nail you to the floor.
If you’re a sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
If you’re a river I would swim you,
If you’re a house I would live in you all my days.
If you’re a preacher I’d begin to change my ways.
Sometimes I believe in fate,
But the chances we create,
Always seem to ring more true.
You took a chance on loving me,
I took a chance on loving you.
If I was in jail I know you’d spring me
If I was a telephone you’d ring me all day long
If was in pain I know you’d sing me soothing songs.
Sometimes I believe in fate,
But the chances we create,
Always seem to ring more true.
You took a chance on loving me,
I took a chance on loving you.
If I was hungry you would feed me
If I was in darkness you would lead me to the light
If I was a book I know you’d read me every night
If you’re a cowboy I would trail you,
If you’re a piece of wood I’d nail you to the floor.
If you’re a sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
If you’re a sailboat I would sail you to the shore
and 'Nine Million Bicycles'
There are nine million bicycles in Beijing
That's a fact,
It's a thing we can't deny
Like the fact that I will love you till I die.
We are twelve billion light years from the edge,
That's a guess,
No-one can ever say it's true
But I know that I will always be with you.
I'm warmed by the fire of your love everyday
So don't call me a liar,
Just believe everything that I say
There are six BILLION people in the world
More or less
and it makes me feel quite small
But you're the one I love the most of all
INTERLUDE
We're high on the wire
With the world in our sight
And I'll never tire,
Of the love that you give me every night
There are nine million bicycles in Beijing
That's a Fact,
it's a thing we can't deny
Like the fact that I will love you till I die
And there are nine million bicycles in Beijing
And you know that I will love you till I die!
Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:27 pm
by Mrs. Jasper Hale
A ton of the songs by Relient K!
Mood Ring
Sadie Hawkins Dance
In Love with the 80's (Pink Tux to the Prom)
Maybe its Maybelline
Gibberish
Nancy Drew
Chapped Lips, Chapstick, and Things Like Chemistry
College Kids
All very funny songs that just crack me up!
Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:40 pm
by DesiringJB
The Ding Dong Song ahaha
go to YouTube and type in "Ding Dong Song Edward Cullen" ahaha its a hilarious video!
Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:37 pm
by chach
mandy by jb t says even tho she s thhe blonde m the one who feels o dumd
and nthat what go to chool for by jb t says clmbed a tree outsde her home SCHETCHY
sorry f u counldnt understand that my eybord dumb
Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:44 pm
by Jasper<3
^ Those are 2 of my favorite songs!!
Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:01 pm
by chach
omg