Guns N Roses

[twi-nerd]

me: Okay, um Axl, be nice and say thank you*pronunciates it*
Duff: Oh that's hard to say, come on Axl you can do it
Steven: stfu Duff
Izzy: Ugh I'm emoish again!!! Does my hair have to be black *shakes Axl around*
Slash: Um, Axl
me: Cheals can you help him?

[roo-roo91]

axl: thannnnnkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuu.
me: *huggles him* we shall be together forever!!!!!!!!!!*evil laugh*
axl: i already have a girlfriend.
me: no you don't. she's gone.........that's part of my bad luck.
slash: MURDERER!
duff: REDRUM! i could go for some rum..
steven: who....who are you?
me:. i am chelsea. and now i shall be off to marry axl. *grabs axl and drags him off*
izzy: well that was stupid.
slash: *face palm*
me: *comes back* he bit me!
axl: *hisses* i won't marry you! i don't even know you!
me: well you can get to know me later. *flaps wings excitedly* and we shall have 4 kids together.
duff: OMG A UNICORN!
slash: i said SHUT UP.
duff:
me: *makes a muzzle appear on axl* there, now you can't bite me. *grabs him again and drags him off*

[twi-nerd]

when Axl hissed that made me laugh so hard!!

Izzy: Wow you made him cry?
Steven: That was so . . . cool!!
Slash: I imagined him as you and I just said it.
Steven:
Izzy: Wow that was so uncool.
Slash: Shut up emo
Izzy: *runs off*
me: Izzy come and talk to me!*runs to comfort Izzy*
Slash: So, Chealsea how did it go? *Chealsea comes skipping in*

[roo-roo91]

me: la la la. *shows ring off* la la la.
slash: did i step into an alternate reality?
axl: *comes in muttering darkly*
slash: ah, never mind. axl's pissed off so it's not an alternate reality.
steven: well. now what?
duff: i dunno. can we have some pie?
me: *makes a ton of pie appear*
duff: aweeeeeeeeeeesooooooooooomeeeeeeeeeeee.
*gorges himself on the pie*

[twi-nerd]

Izzy: Thanks
me: You can always tak to me I will always . . . PIE!!!!!*leaves Izzy on floor and gets pie*
Slash: What were you two doing?
Izzy: Talking. She's a good listener until you bring up food
Axl: At least you're not married
Izzy:
Axl: Shut up Izzy, go and cry like the little Izzy you are.
Izzy: I hate you!! *runs off again*
me: Izzy!! Come, I have pie!! *runs to Izzy*
Slash: How did you get him to say I DO Chealsea?

[roo-roo91]

me: i gave him puppy dog eyes he gave in eventually.
*waves wand, and izzy appears again* i'm going to take the pain away.
slash:.. that's a little nice for an anti fairy.
me: stfu. *waves wand* there no more tears.
duff: that's an ozzy song.
steven: *face palm* don't bring him up, he'll appear out of nowhere.
me: right.....now say it axl.
axl:*annoyed look* i love you.
me: *huggles*
slash: awwww how cute.
axl: would you like a knee to you d***?

[twi-nerd]

Slash: Gosh I'm just saying
me: Thanks Cheals, I was tired of hearing Izzy cry.
Izzy: Hey Axl actually said I love you!!
me: *face palm*
Izzy: what?
me: because you were crying the concert got cancelled
Izzy: NOOO!!!
Axl: Can you get her off of me Kimberly?
me: let her have fun. Oh, I already set up a location for the honeymoon, but you have to take us with you.
Slash: *pointing at Axl*
Axl: stfu.
me: Cheals, how does a nice trip to the GnR vacation house?

[roo-roo91]

me: ohh sounds nice.
slash: *snickers* maybe you two can get started on having those children.
axl: *growls* do not say that.
slash: don't get all huffy on me.
axl: i can get all huffy on you if i damned well please.
izzy: what shall we do now?
duff: *shurgs*
steven: we could go out for food.
duff: i had enough pie.
me: i wanna go to arby's.

[twi-nerd]

me: Oooh children!!??
Axl: please be quiet
Slash: Why are you so nice to her? *points at me*
Axl: Because she's my manager and she helped make us big.
me: Uh-um.
Izzy: Yeah, well she's my best friend!! *puts elbow on my shoulder*(yes I am that short)
Steven: Woah, Axl you shouldn't have a problem with starting on those children.
Axl: stfu
me: Axl. . .
Axl: I'm sooorrrrrryyyy
me: Good. Cheals can't you just use your wand to take us to arbys?

[roo-roo91]

me: *waves wand and we end up at arby's*
duff: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! *jumps on counter* FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
axl: duff did you forget to take your meds?
duff: yes. *sticks tongue out while smiling*
me: i forgot my meds.
axl:... is that a bad thing?
me: yes that means i will always be hyper.
axl: Would you PLEASE stop trying to get round the filters?.
steven: can you stop floating it's creepy.
me: *le gasp* i'm supposed to float. that's what anti fairies do.
slash: you're a weird kid.
me: i am not a kid.
slash: really, how old are you?
me: 18. *looks over at axl* will you at least show some kind of affection?
axl: ...*strained look, then gives me a small kiss*