Guns N Roses

[twi-nerd]

me: Will it ever end?
Duff: Well it is most certain that the crayon stuck up my nose came out and now I am quite the genius.
me: This is scarier than the Izzy disease.
Izzy: Not as scary as when Axl came back all emo.
Slash: Mommy?
Steven: Hey look, I think Slash became Duff
Axl: Yeah, a new Duff

[roo-roo91]

me: ah no! not slash!
axl: why can't the world just be full of smart people?
slash: what color is the crayon that's stuck up your nose?
duff: purple.
slash: why are you speaking with a british accent?
duff: because all geniuses have british accents.
axl:..0_o...right....
slash:....muffin.
izzy:...now i'm sad.
me: awww.. he's sad.
slash:...CHOCOLATE MILK.

[twi-nerd]

me: Oh no! Slash! Say something smart
Slash: Dumb
me: It's useless. Chealsea do you think there is any way to make him smart again.
Steven: Oh yeah and make Duff dumb again.
me: *checking cell phone from the future* Duff's followers on Twitter dropped like flies when I tweeted he was smart.
Axl:
me: What's so funny?
Axl: . . . . . . oh nothing, it's just that you're smart but you still have followers.
me: Don't you dare . . .
Steven: Calm down.
me: fine! Duff . . . what are you reading?
Duff: This very interesting book you had in your bookbag.
me: That's my Twilight book!! Don't touch!!
Duff: I was only trying to be smart.
Steven: Why do you carry a book with you?
me: Shut up at least I can read. *hugs Twilight book* Hey whatever happened to Izzy?

[roo-roo91]

me: i think izzy left.
*waves wand and slash is smart and duff is dumb again*
duff:...kitty litter.
steven: yes everything's back to normal.
axl:..*snickers*
me: what is it?
axl: *whispers*
me: *hits him playfully* bad axl.
slash:... weirdos.
duff:...i wanna go home.
me:. i think we should go ahead of time, seeing as i can do that i think we shall.
izzy: i am still here.
me: oh there he is.
*waves wand and we're at the vacation home*
steven: now what.
duff:....*runs over to pool*
cannon ball!*jumps in*
slash: great you got water all over me.
axl: *points at slash*
izzy:....why are we here?
me:..erm.uhm. no reason. .
steven: >_>.
slash:>_>
izzy: >_> right. sure there's no reason.
slash: *looks at you* what could the reason possibly be?

[twi-nerd]

me: What's going on here?
Izzy: *whispers*
me: *looking at Axl then at Cheals* you little nasties. . .
Axl: What?
me: What do you mean what? If you two wanted to start on those 4 kids you could've just said so.
Did you two honestly have to bring us along?
Slash: Let's just leave the two love birds alone.
me: I guess so. It is there honeymoon. Come on Duff, I'll let you read Twilight.
Duff: . . . What's a Twilight?
Slash: I don't know.
me: Steven, get out of the water. Don't you see Axl and Cheals want some alone time?

[roo-roo91]

*steven gets out*
steven: okay, lets go.
izzy: lets go watch t.v. or something.
slash: *nods*
*everyone otehr then me and axl go inside*
slash: lets just close the blinds. *closes the blinds*
steven: what shall we watch on t.v.?
izzy: idk, channel suf?

[twi-nerd]

me: Izzy we're not watching any of your Izzy shows.
Izzy: You know what I don't need this *walks outside*
me:
Slash: Izzy doesn't know what he's in for
Izzy: *comes back in running*
Steven: What's up?
Duff: BAM!
me:
Slash:
Steven:
Duff: Emiril's on. . .
Slash: Oh! Awesome.
me: So Izzy what happened?
Steven: Yeah how was your time alone?
Izzy:

[roo-roo91]

izzy: *blurts out what was happening*
duff:
slash
steven:
duff:...ermmmmmm...
slash:uhmmmmmmmmmmm.
steven: *pukes*
slash: i'll go clean that up.
*leaves to clean it up*
duff:
izzy: yeah...it was that bad.
((i gtg, ttyt))

[twi-nerd]

me: Oh gosh I don't think I can ever look at them the same.
Izzy: Oh yeah well try having to have been there.
Duff: That was gross.
Slash: Steven's puke is gone. Question Axl and Cheals or Steven's puke?
me: Steven't puke.
Izzy: I witnessed both. I'd rather have only wanted to see Steven puke.
Duff: #2
Steven: My puke
Slash: Yep, they have got to get a room.
me: It would've been worse. At least the walls are sound proof from the outside.
Slash: True. I'm gonna go wash my hair.
Izzy: So how does the future work?
me: *explains the future*
Steven: Hey, can you get me an aspiran?
me: Sure. I wonder when they'll be done.

[roo-roo91]

duff: i dunno, an hour or so.
*an hour and a half later we come back*
me: well that was nice.
axl: yeah it was. *low voice*do you think it worked?
me: *low voice* i don't know. *sits down*
axl: well okay. *sits down as well* yeah i don't think it would be wise to go into the hot tub for a while.
slash: yes we know this. now shut up.
axl: ahhhhhh Would you PLEASE stop trying to get round the filters?, i'm going to go wash up. *leaves*
steven: you two are sick.
me: oh come on, as if none of you have ever done that with anyone.
izzy: i know about the future, as well as your sick little thing outside.
me: oh shut the f*** up, you guys are being incredible immature. you 4*points to duff, steven and slash & izzy*have no right to complain. i've seen the Would you PLEASE stop trying to get round the filters? you hide in your dressers and under your bed. you know, the magazines, and the videos.
as if you have a right to f****** complain about seeing that. i know you've seen worse.
izzy: yeah but not in a hot tub.
me: oh what the f*** ever. *stomps off*
duff: what was that about?
steven: i don't know, did we offend her or something?
izzy: how would we offend her?
slash: i don't know. *shurgs*
duff: oh do you know the muffin man?
nice hat izzy..but what's with the orangeish leather pants??
awwww.......
oof...look at it.
...there are no words for this picture..XD
ha ha ha ha...look at them..