Axl relax I'll take care of him! Shall I?
Izzy: Oh crap!!
me: After all weve been through!
Slash: Oh shizzle!
Steven: Cat fight!
Duff: I get it, cuz they both have long hair?!
Steven: We all have long hair.
me: Izzy's not gonna have long hair when I'm done with him!! *pulls Izzy's hair really hard!*
Izzy: Oh crap that hurts!!
me: Say you're sorry! Say it out loud! Say it!!
Izzy: Never!! You filed for divorce from me!
me: Say it!!
me: Axl, a little help!!
me: Still want to say it!!
Izzy: No, I wear the pants in this relationship!!
me: You're not gonna be able to wear pants if you don't say it!! Say it!! Or I'll claw you like my hands were Wolverine's claws!!
Axl: Oh you're gonna pay Izzy!!