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me: yes take her UPSTAIRS.
slash: will do.
*goes upstairs*
me: see this time he didn't take me.

axl:good.
duff: why must i be chased?
me: cause you're annoying.
steven:.....mary had a little lamb.
*bruce crawls in sucking on his pacifer*
me: awww sweetie how'd you get out of your crib?
*picks him up*

me: Maybe you should get the babies away from upstairs for a while.
Axl: Will do.
Steven: Can I watch mommy and me with the twins?
Duff: Grrr, *hissing*
me: Just out on the frikken muzzle!!
Duff: Never!!
me: Someone help!!

axl:why do want to watch that in the first place?
me: *cuddles him* you're so cute.
axl: where's michelle?
*she crawls in*
steven: there she is.
axl: there's my girl *picks her up*
duff: she's so cute.
steven: how do they get out of the crib?
me: *shrugs* i dunno.

me: Yes I finally shut him up for good!!
Axl: How?
Duff: Ouch she kicked my face!
Steven: that's funny I wish I saw it.
me: Nobody got to see?
Steven: Nope, anyways we have to figure why the twins can get out of their own crib. How tall are there cribs?

me: not too tall. i guess they just climbed out.
izzy:....let me see one.
me: NO!
axl:... okay. *hands him michelle*
izzy: hey there.
steven: *kicks duff* now i kicked him.
duff: stop kicking me.
me: *kicks him* everyone kick duff!

Duff: *in a deep voice w/ tears running down* Why are you all kicking me?
me: Maybe because Slash put a post it on your back saying KICK ME.
Duff: *sob*
Izzy: All what a cute little baby
me: Don't get to close or else she'll notice what you really look like.
Izzy: I'm ignoring that. *gets closer* OUCH she poked me.
me: Told you, now give her back to the people she loves.
Izzy: Who would that be.
Axl: *hits Izzy in the head* Give her to me, you don't deserve to hug her.

izzy: *hands her back to axl*
axl: awww did the mean old emo scare you sweetie?
*she cocks her head to the side and giggles*
everyone: awwwwwwwwww.
steven: *tickles her tummy* tickle tickle tickle.
duff: how did slash get down here without anyone seeing him?
me: *shrugs*

Slash: Dangit I thought you guys didn't see me!!*raiding the fridge*
Steven: Aw dude put some pants on or something.
Slash: I'm wearing boxers and a t shirt obviously I'm not naked.
me: *murmuring* you were
Everyone: giggling quietly
Slash:I'm just going to ignore that one.
Duff: You got me kicked.
Slash: That wasnt me that was the new girl
me: me?
Slash: Not you.
Duff: Oh, she's a prankster.
me: No captain obvious

me: is it the clone?
or is she invisible?
axl: ghosts? i don't like ghosts.
slash: *comes in with a ton of food* yes we know you don't like ghosts axl.
izzy: why don't you like them again?
axl: i just don't.
*the clone comes down*
me: okay so it wasn't her then.
bruce: *yawns*
me: awww are you tired?

me: Okay well I'm gonna go listen to my new cd
Steven: Which one?
me: You don't need to know.
Duff: Can you pay some 70s tunes or something?
me: I don't have anything like that.
Steven: Then what do you listen to.
me: Bands from my time.
Steven: Like what?
me: It's a long list, now stop asking questions.
Izzy: What's with her?
Duff: I dont care because she kicked me.