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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby twi-nerd » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:01 am

LOL so we're pretty much gonna make Izzy the frady cat of emos? Lol

Axl: Chill buddy *pats Izzy's sexy back*
Slash and Axl: *laugh as one*
Duff: What're you guys doing?
Slash and Axl: *face palm*
Steven: Why did we put Duff in the band?
Duff: Mustard (in a cool voice) wait no . . . why did you guys add me?
Axl: We needed friends on myspace.
Steven: How did this get from Mustard to Myspace? *shudders at the thought of mustard*
Slash: Wait, Myspace hasn't even been invented yet.
Izzy: *in a fetal position*
Slash: Dude I think we really scared him,
Izzy: Mommy!
Steven: Dude chill, it's just Axl
Izzy: *pointing at Axl* scary man!! Eeeep!

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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby roo-roo91 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:04 am

yup. and duff's the blonde of randomness.
Slash: *face palm* listen, axl will not hurt you. he's more likely to hurt himself.
Axl: *holding knife to wrist* what?
Slash: see? he's going to cut himself.
Duff: why?
Slash: becasue he's emo.
Duff: why is he emo?
Slash: i don't know ask him.
Duff: why are you emo?
Axl: *shrugs* i dunno, why not? *sits down*
Izzy: what, what're you doing now?
Axl: sitting.
Izzy: don't sit near me.
Axl okay.... *sits near Izzy*
Izzy: GO AWAY EVIL EMO MAN! *throws random object at Axl*
Axl: ow! what the f*** was that?
Izzy: I don't know.
Axl: Then why did you throw it?
Izzy: Because you sat next to me.
Duff: HOTSAUCE!
Axl, Izzy, Slash & Steven: *blank stare*
Steven: Yeah, I've learned to not ask why he randomly yells out the name of condiments.
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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby twi-nerd » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:30 pm

lol that was funny

Axl: Why the f**** would you throw something at me?
Izzy: You scare me.
Slash: It's not like he's gonna do something.
Duff: What's he gonna do . . . oh hey soda!
Steven: Are you easily distracted?
Duff: That's a stupid question . . . bananana?
Slash: Point made, Izzy weren't you emo?
Izzy: Never!
Axl: Really, well I heard that emo is just a disease. You have all the symptoms.
Izzy: What're the symptoms?
Axl: You have croppy shaggy black hair that pokes you in the eye every few days.
Duff: It's sounds like Izzy.
Steven: That's what we're talking about.
Duff: Well then why are you calling the disease emo. Just call it Izzy.
Izzy: *fetal position*
Axl: :shock:
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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby roo-roo91 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:40 pm

Slash: you've got the izzy, izzy.
Steven: But don't be sad, it's not like you're going to die or anything.
Izzy: I don't wanna be me!!!! Can I be you instead Slash?
Slash: I don't like imitators.
Axl: Imitation is not good.
Izzy: You're imitating me.
Duff: Oh look a puppy! *points to a puppy*
Steven: Awww, a puppy.
Axl: Oh hey there's my dog. *picks puppy up*
Izzy: I'm going to go sulk in the dark.
Slash: Good boy, finally accepting what he is.
Izzy: Shut up.
Axl: Hmmmm, if I'm going to be izzy, i need to change my hair color.
*random fangirls run in*
fangirl: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THAT!
Axl: Dont' do what?
fangirl: Dye your hair! don't dye your beautiful red hair!
Axl: Too late. *points to hair, which is now black*
fangirl: *screams loudly*
Slash: How the f*** did you do that so quickly?
Axl: I'm magic.
Duff: Axl's a fairy!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby twi-nerd » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:55 pm

are you the fangirl?

(dark storage room)
Izzy: Now that I'm in here alone no one will scare me.
Axl: Why are you talking to yourself?
Izzy: *shriek*
Slash: Hey what's going on in here?*opens door*
Steven: Leave them alone.
Slash: I didn't care to begin with *turns on lights*
Duff: Hey who's the hot blond next to Axl? *points*
Axl: It's Izzy!!!!! Oh gosh you dyed your hair. Another symptom.
Izzy: Why don't I just die already?
Axl: There's another one denial.
Duff: Pickle
Steven: :shock: WTF!
Slash: :shock:
Axl: WTF
Izzy: :cry: I love pickles
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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby roo-roo91 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:03 pm

yup, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
me:i like pickles too.
axl: why are you still here?
me: why not?
slash: yes, why?
me: what am i not allowed here? and why is izzy blond?
izzy: who's that?*points*
me: i'm chelsea.
slash: well chelsea, go stand over there.
me: m'kay.
izzy: turn the lights off!
duff: i still can't believe axl's a fairy.
axl: i'm not a f****** fairy.
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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby twi-nerd » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:39 pm

lol

Duff: Then what are you a dolphin? Cause, dolphins have magical powers too.
Axl: Shut up!
Izzy: It's so bright in here.
Slash: Another symptom.
Steven: What if he's a vampire?
Duff: *shriek* Where?!?!
Izzy: I'm not a vampire, Gosh. Axl can you go cut yourself somewhere else?
Axl: I'll cut myself wherever I want.
Izzy: So suddenly you have issues and you hate your life?
Axl: Maybe if Duff didn't steal ma' scrambled eggs I wouldn't be emo
band manager(me): Uh guys, twelve minutes till - wtf! what happened? Izzy's blond and Axl and Slash are emo! Everything's changed!!!
Duff: Not everyone
band manager(me):You're right, you're still dumb and destractive. Steven are you the only sane one in here?
Steven: Me and I think Cheals.
band manager: Cheals, are you okay *waves hand in front of Chealsea(sp?)*?
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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby roo-roo91 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:45 pm

me: if you people are going to be magical, i;m goi9ng to be an anti fairy.
axl: WTF
me: *comes out dressed like anti fairy*
slash: this kid is insane.
duff: MERMAID!
steven: duff. stfu.
axl: what the hell are you kid?
me: i'm an anti fairy. oh yeah that show doesn't exist yet..... forgot.
duff: OMG SHE'S FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i shall make you all have bad luck at your show! *waves anti wand* *manically laughs and flies around the room*
slash: this is too weird for me. i quit.
axl: you can't quit! *looks at you* can he?
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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby twi-nerd » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:53 pm

me: no he has a contract
Izzy: can I quit?
me: no, you can't leave me. . . :shock:
Axl: :shock:
Steven: :shock:
Izzy: :shock:
Duff: :shock:
Slash: :shock:
Cheals: :shock:
me: Um, I mean, you can't leave the band. You too have a contract. You're contract also says you have to dye your hair back to black.
Axl: Told you guys, wait Anit-fairy can you um make Izzy's hair black?
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Re: Guns N Roses

Postby roo-roo91 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:57 pm

me: i shall. *waves wand and izzy's hair is black again*
axl: hmmmm.make me a sandwich.
me: *giggles*anything for you axl. *makes sandwich appear*
slash: can i have another hat?
me: *gives him an emoish top hat*
duff: can i-
me: *makes a pickle appear*
me: no, is there anything you'd like to say...or give me.....*winks at axl*
axl: *munches on sandwich loudly*
steven: i broke my drum sticks.
me: *makes drum sticks appear*
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