^^Yeah, that's pretty much what I got, too.
Here's my roster:
Stephan (Stefan? Stefen? Stephen? Steven?)= Edward
Bonnie= Alice or maybe Angela
Matt (the ex)= Mike
Jeremy (the brother)= Jake (ish, sort of)
Jenna (the aunt) =Charlie
Okay, I thought of a couple of things about the show I found really funny.
1) Both Damon and James do this really weird head tilt thing. They look like dogs when they hear something they don't know. I have thusly named it the Evil Vampire Head Tilt.
2) In the last episode both Stefan and Damon were wearing the same thing. Black v-neck t-shirt, black leather jacket, and jeans. I was like 'alrighty then, apparently vampires have uniforms, now."