Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, by the Beatles and covered by Phish.
On my previous posting, that song was written by Edward Earl (who's stage name was E. E. Bell), who played Bob Rooney on Married with Childen. And need I say that NO MA'AM (the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) would obvously be dead set against Twilight--it was founded by Al Bundy for one!

Thus, I feel that I needn't ask what us fans would do to them, let alone what the likes of Bella, Renesmee, Alice or Rosalie would do to them. Maybe a good subject for a Twilight fan fic.
Well, here's my lyrics, and they're fairly simple this time, as you don't have to look up info about a 1990's sitcom. And they seem to be very relevant today in their concept:
Brezhnev took Afghanistan.
Begin took Beirut.
Galtieri took the Union Jack.
And Maggie, over lunch one day,
Took a cruiser with all hands.
Apparently, to make him give it back
Audi, Twilight, Cher, Pink Floyd, symphonic/progressive rock, KStew, RP, Bio-Booster Armor Guyver-what's not to like
Team Renesmee, Team Bella, Team Edward.
Fan fic stories:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2192109/