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im a TinY bit worried.

my CRV don't fly.

^^@'twahy-lahyt'
I love your sig! I already love that photo of Rob but the text that you've added in is funny

DarkMuse wrote: EDIT: A friend of mine posted this on my myspace page. I about pissed myself. Lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA

hahha I'm in the office and I had to keep my hand over my mouth to keep myself from laughing out loud! That was hilarious!

soozabooza54 wrote:AHAHAHAHA
I'm taking this Oscars survey at fandango because I looked up movie times today - and one of the questions is seriously "Would you be more inclined to watch the Oscar telecast if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart of TWILIGHT are asked to present an award?"
AHAHAHAHAH... I LOVE IT!!!!
btw... totally clicked yes.

Yeah, where's the survey? I want to vote too

I know how to get Rob back from London.

Step 1: Kill Michael Angarano (Stewart's boyfriend)
Step 2: Call Rob and tell him that Kristen wants to have some super-freaky mourner sex with him.
Step 3: Ambush him at the airport.

Okay.....does anyone besides me think that killing him might be a bit too much? I'm totally open for better, less lethal suggestions. Ohh, and does above plan make me a heartless b*stard?

well killing really isn't smiled upon from above.... but then again either is raping... not that i ever said i was going to rape him, just cukf him to death.... well that isn't any better now is it?

He's gotta come to LA soon, I don't know where they are filming Parts P.B. but hopefully it's somewheres in the US... and hopefully it's very soon?

And I so wouldn't nap from an airport, maybe we can run him off the road.

And I SO want that bummer sticker Matt.... I do drive bad, like I scare myself. I can't help it though. Driving slow isn't an option unless the radar detector goes off... then i might come off the pedal a bit.

and um number 2.. call rob, do you like have his number cause i would be your sex slave for life if you did. get back to me on that one.

woot woot
JAIME

Ard Rhys69 wrote:I know how to get Rob back from London.

Step 1: Kill Michael Angarano (Stewart's boyfriend)
Step 2: Call Rob and tell him that Kristen wants to have some super-freaky mourner sex with him.
Step 3: Ambush him at the airport.

Okay.....does anyone besides me think that killing him might be a bit too much? I'm totally open for better, less lethal suggestions. Ohh, and does above plan make me a heartless b*stard?

KILLING HIM????? Please, NO!!!!
Steps 1,2 and 3 sound like a good plan though! I think it could work! He is "wretchedly in love with her". *goes and sulks in corner cuz I wish I was Kristen*
Heartless b*stard? No. Devious Robnapping Genius? Yes!

hahahah! I would like to think Rob doesn't love Kristen as much as he jokes around cause yeah... that would make me feel like an old hag and maybe I should go bone Charlie.

and name calling on this thread is like... retarded. I mean everyone wants to be a slut.

we're all a bunch of horny slut b*tches. with so much love.

*waves hand around* can I be a horny slut b*tch?

As for luring Rob with Kristen...it would probably work but it is a bit of a turn off. lol I don't like to think that he's in love with her...it gets in the way of me thinking he's in love with me.

Me? Delusional? Noooooo

On the other hand, I might be okay with whatever gets Rob close enough to me to cukf him... *ponders options*

yeah the kristen thing is a turn off for me too...

and i said everyone on this thread was a horny b*tch slut so OF COURSE YOU'RE ONE! woot woot to u!

I saw that Bumper Sticker on the Lex, if you go to the main homepage, you can look for Twilight Gear. And I used to speed, but I've been pulled over three times, only gotten one ticket, mind you, but I've been scared out of speeding....for the most part.

And sorry Jaime, I'm lacking in the Rob's phone number department. So no sex-slaveyness.

But remember Jaime, I'm not a slut, I'm a man-slut, there's a difference.

Ok....we won't involve Kristen Stewart.

stellar87 wrote: I don't like to think that he's in love with her...it gets in the way of me thinking he's in love with me.

Me? Delusional? Noooooo

I know, me too, but do you remember the interview where he was asked his 5 favorite things about doing Twilight and his immediate first answer was "Kissing Kristen Stewart". And then as he was humming and hawing trying to come up with the second reason---It totally looked like he wanted to say "Kissing Kristen Stewart" again and again and again! It was very sad to watch!