Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen Take 5

[twilightbelle<3]

Wouldn't it be awesome if we could all get together in a classroom and have Rob be our teacher? Like it's 5th grade all over again lol. He could teach us French and Spinach ( ) if he knows it? And then teach us guitar and piano. Then of course Drama where he would be the director and we'd mess up on purpose so he'd have to come over and show us himself how to do things. And then Biology...ok I'm gonna stop now. Haha. Ah fantasies. Gotta love 'em.

OH OH!
*raises hand*
Mr. Pattinson...I need help with thi--WHOOPS i dropped my pencil!

[stellar87]

Wouldn't it be awesome if we could all get together in a classroom and have Rob be our teacher? Like it's 5th grade all over again lol. He could teach us French and Spinach ( ) if he knows it? And then teach us guitar and piano. Then of course Drama where he would be the director and we'd mess up on purpose so he'd have to come over and show us himself how to do things. And then Biology...ok I'm gonna stop now. Haha. Ah fantasies. Gotta love 'em.

OH OH!
*raises hand*
Mr. Pattinson...I need help with thi--WHOOPS i dropped my pencil!

Oh seriously! Xia...good idea! We will all drop our pencils and books so he'll bend over and we can see the sweet little tushy.

EDIT -
Mr. Pattinson...that's cufking HOT.

[DarkMuse]

I only meant 5th grade as in we'd be in one room all day, as apposed to highschool where you go from class to class. No worries! And yes I'd be dropping ish all the time just to see that azz. Haha. That cute lil crack. Hell yeah.

[twilightbelle<3]

Wouldn't it be awesome if we could all get together in a classroom and have Rob be our teacher? Like it's 5th grade all over again lol. He could teach us French and Spinach ( ) if he knows it? And then teach us guitar and piano. Then of course Drama where he would be the director and we'd mess up on purpose so he'd have to come over and show us himself how to do things. And then Biology...ok I'm gonna stop now. Haha. Ah fantasies. Gotta love 'em.

OH OH!
*raises hand*
Mr. Pattinson...I need help with thi--WHOOPS i dropped my pencil!

Oh seriously! Xia...good idea! We will all drop our pencils and books so he'll bend over and we can see the sweet little tushy.

EDIT -
Mr. Pattinson...that's cufking HOT.

I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT XD

*pushes books off of desk*
Oh Mr. Pattinson, I dropped my books, but they are terribly heavy *bats eyelashes* Couldn't you help me? Love?

[stellar87]

haha Love. Mr. Pattinson...rawr. We would be like all drooling everywhere, stars in our eyes...ready to jump his bones any and every second. Wow....totally hot. *fans self* Holy hell. Rob fantasies...RAWR.

[CastMeNotAway]

I think Mr. Pattinson would make a GREAT CPR instructor. I'd take that class. Rawr.

"Mr. Pattinson! I really think you should stop by my house after school and help me practice... no clothing necessary."

[stellar87]

I think Mr. Pattinson would make a GREAT CPR instructor. I'd take that class. Rawr.

"Mr. Pattinson! I really think you should stop by my house after school and help me practice... no clothing necessary."

hahahahaha YES!
I need some private lessons Mr. Pattinson...if you have any free time...*bites lip, smirking and bats eyelashes* Totally pulling out the low cut shirts for Mr. Pattinson too.

[DarkMuse]

Oh Mr. Pattinson, about that kissing scene in Romeo & Juliet...I'm not quite getting that right. Could you come help me? Maybe stop by my house after school? *puppy dog eyes*

[stellar87]

Oh lord Kristiner. You're missing our convo about men's brazilian waxing and whether or not I should give one to Rob. hahahahahahaha
Also, I'm talking about giving Rob a body treatment...all the good rubbing. Sweet lord. I could so make him putty in my hands.

Oh yeah and just so everyone know I'm an esthetician...not just a perv. hahaha

[DarkMuse]

Oh lord Kristiner. You're missing our convo about men's brazilian waxing and whether or not I should give one to Rob. hahahahahahaha
Also, I'm talking about giving Rob a body treatment...all the good rubbing. Sweet lord. I could so make him putty in my hands.

Oh yeah and just so everyone know I'm an esthetician...not just a perv. hahaha

This guy I liked once told me I should become a masseuse. I would totally give Rob a "happy ending".

EDIT: Oh and also, I am a perv. Lol.