Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen #11

[♥midnight_sun♥]

Julie~ hahahahahahahahaha! You made me snort too. But I'm all for the slip in slide, and I will try the beer bong just because your awesomenessly crazy!

Caryn~*hops up on bar* I'm with ya on the dancing! Oh! Can we try the trick where the bar get's lit on fire!? That would be wicked cool!

*drinks Robgasm* That just sounded so wrong!

Hmm...can whoever is manning the bar for Jen please get me a shot of Moonshine? Unless, Moonshine is illegal in e-Rob land...then I will have a whiskey, no rocks.

[rockbandstar]

Julie~ hahahahahahahahaha! You made me snort too. But I'm all for the slip in slide, and I will try the beer bong just because your awesomenessly crazy!

Caryn~*hops up on bar* I'm with ya on the dancing! Oh! Can we try the trick where the bar get's lit on fire!? That would be wicked cool!

*drinks Robgasm* That just sounded so wrong!

Hmm...can whoever is manning the bar for Jen please get me a shot of Moonshine? Unless, Moonshine is illegal in e-Rob land...then I will have a whiskey, no rocks.

Pours you a moonshine and a whiskey with no rocks... it is a party after all!
*Pours self a long island iced tea*

Since Kristiner is at work... whose manning the pole?

EDIT: Apparently even being e-drunk inhibits my spelling... whoops

[akire]

Since Kristiner is at work... whose managing the pole?

OOoh oooh I AM I AM I AM!!

*grabs pole and swings self around*

This Canadian girl I met in Spain taught me how to work the pole. Did I mention I love Canadians??

Also Brits of course.

[♥midnight_sun♥]

Thank you darling. *raises Moonshine to everyone and drinks it.*

Anywho...I think...Hmm, how about I love rock n roll by jone jett next Caryn? Such a classic.

*drinks whiskey* I want another Robgasm please! (Still sounds soooooo wrong)

[sillyme]

Elle - oh no you BETTA DON'T! *snaps fingers in air-z* That's my e-woman. Step off, beyotch! I won't give her up, but I would be happy to mud wrestle you for a round of drinks. You game?

*sets up a 50-yard slip-n-slide out back*

Who's with me?

Z'all good Julie...no e-woman stealing here (Especially from a crazy chick such as yourself...said all out of love ofcourse!) But what a lucky woman you are! Now, about that whole mud wrestling thing, I'm kind of a whimp, so, I know I'll loose, but darlin'...Slip-n-Slide racing is my forte! Oh OH OH OH...we should TOTALLY use some Vodka instead of water for said race

Caryn, I believe ROBGASM wins, hands down! ( and you all know where who we would like to put our hands down on! )

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.........yes Caryn, ROBGASM definately a win! Tough choice between the Vanilla Vodka and Whiskey though....some ppl (*coughkristinercough*) can't handle straight up Whiskey, so we might have to make it a light Whiskey drink....it's okay Krisiner, last time I had a Whiskey on the rocks, it did not.end.well! I'm thinking now we might have to use Whiskey...only those able to down one on the rocks are deserving of a RobGasm

*runs off to work on Whiskey tolerance*


Elle.

[rockbandstar]

*drinks whiskey* I want another Robgasm please! (Still sounds soooooo wrong)

Mixes up Robgasms all around

[Jazz Girl]

Oh Hale Yeah!!! I Love Rock N Roll gets turned up to....11!!

Hahahahahahaha!!

Erika~ Work that pole, Girl!!! Damn!! You know how Rob loves sexy dancer girls!! *Rolls eyes*

Ashley~ I think we all want another RobGasm! I know I do.

Neya~ Ijust noticed your FlikR account name....Unicorn.Humper!! Holy Hell. You can't do that to me in this state!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[rockbandstar]

Oh Hale Yeah!!! I Love Rock N Roll gets turned up to....11!!

Hahahahahahaha!!

Erika~ Work that pole, Girl!!! Damn!! You know how Rob loves sexy dancer girls!! *Rolls eyes*

Ashley~ I think we all want another RobGasm! I know I do.

Neya~ Ijust noticed your FlikR account name....Unicorn.Humper!! Holy Hell. You can't do that to me in this state!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Oh that is totally not my account!


I just googled Rob and well I love that picture

*Drinks a Robgasm* there I feel much better now

[ForJazz926]

Oh Jen...if you only knew me for real. I'm 28 now, and mostly well-behaved, but...not so much back in the day. Also, at the time I went to the University of Wisconsin, it was the #1 party school in the nation one year, and the #2 spot a different one. Party hard, study hard, baby. I blame it on the beer. Milwaukee love.

Robgasm sounds wrong to drink...but it also sounds SO RIGHT.

My beloved e-WIFE, I promise to keep you warm on the slip 'n' slide. Oh, and btw, there is a KY pool at the end. Ooooooooh....nawwwwwty!

twilightsagaaddict - you CAN do a beer bong! I have faith in you! It's all about relaxing and just letting go. If you can relax and swallow, it will be down before you know it. Make sure the tube isn't too big or small...that's hard. that's what she said.

[♥midnight_sun♥]

*drinks whiskey* I want another Robgasm please! (Still sounds soooooo wrong)

Mixes up Robgasms all around

After I stopped drooling over Rob..umm did anyone else notice the username over in the corner? That was about unicorns!?

Am I the only one with a good whiskey tolerance here besides Rob or something?! Cuz you all keep saying the last time it ended badly or *coughkristinercough* just said that you can't handle it. Am I seriously the only girl who can handle it here people?! Must be a red-neck thing or something...hmm...

*drinks second Robgasm* I'll take a whiskey, scotch, and tequila. No rocks. (Don't know if that has a name, my friend made it for me once)

*snorts* that's what she said. that saying is sooooooo old, Julie!