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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby *Aros_girl* » Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:46 pm

My dearset Cold hearted Family,

I come to you asking a question. There is a pubil in my class who has a way with not listing. Not to mention she is not the sharpest tool in the shead. But what I was hopeing and what failed misrable was I sat her next to the quite one in my class. She is being even more obnoctious now than before. I have tried everything I could but it seems nothing works. So my choice now is to come to you. Take her in consideration please. I'm sure Jane would have fun tormenting her.

Your Dearest Friend,
Alexander

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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby psugar » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:01 pm

Dear Volturi,
Thank you for excepting the invitation for the dinner party. I have enclosed a key so you can get into the room with the guest. I have enclosed a guest/dinner list for your convience so you can know what you're feasting on. Bon Appetit!
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby Spencer_thefrappboy » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:31 pm

Dear Volturi,

EAT ME, I DARE YOU!

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Spencer the Frapp Boy.
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And I make bloody wicked frapps, if I do say so myself...
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby samajama » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:49 pm

Spencer_thefrappboy wrote:Dear Volturi,

EAT ME, I DARE YOU!

Signed,
Spencer the Frapp Boy.

:lol: This is the best ;]
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby Artemis Cullen » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:24 am

Yep, thats Spencer for all of you. :lol: ... :mrgreen:
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby spookybell » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:43 am

well - that made my day Spencer :) LOL
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby xXBeSafeXx » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:38 pm

Spencer is psycho.
*clears throat*

Dearest Volturi,
I have a problem that a friend of mine have done some scheming about, we have a well developed plan, thought out in detail, referred to as Plan B if you don't take me up on this delicious meal, but I have done some thinking, and he might as well, do something worthwhile with his life, so why not satisfy one of our dear members of the Volturi. Enclosed is a sample of his skin that I tore off with a fishing hook for amusement, I 'm sure you can use it to find him.
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby Spencer_thefrappboy » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:50 pm

Oh shut up.
You know you love me.
Or at least my frapp skillz.

And I'm not that psycho!!!
*fumes*

Dear Volturi,

*pinches self*
Wow. I'm still alive!
Seems you're not that vengeful after all.
So I'm STILL WAITING!

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Spencer the Still Alive and Drinking Lots of Coffee Frapp Boy
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby xXBeSafeXx » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:54 pm

I didn't mean to offend you!
I do love you Spencer!
I meant psycho in a good way! :) :D

Volturi:
Why don't you try some pizza or some pasta? You do live in Italy, after all and authentic Italian cuisine is quite good.
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby Spencer_thefrappboy » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:59 pm

Pizza was invented in New York...
And isn't most pasta Sicilian or something..?
But thank you.
Its nice to know I'm appreciated...
Considering the kidnap crap and stuff.

Alec.
Bite me.
I know about your little obsession...
You know you want to.

-Spencer the Frapp Boy
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