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Spencer be careful with what you say. If they get you the 'Twilight Mafia' will never be the same...even if we do get a new frapp boy (or girl). Hmm.. maybe the new frapp person will be more umm...Calm? No offence Spencer!

eh, the Voultri can take a little taunting with Frapp boy.
Alec might like it
I Did.

Wasn't pasta technically (the invention of noodles) invented by the Chinese?

Dearest Marcus,

I know what you need, some tasty and feisty morsel to cheer you up. Please consider this offering of my coworker. His insubordination and sarcastic wit is sure to please your senses as I'm sure his blood is not the sweetest. Plus, I am sure he will scream like a little girl - how could you not enjoy that?!?

With your best interest at heart,
Una

Dear Volturi,
Please feel free to gorge yourself on the idiotic boys in my math class. No one would miss them. In fact you would do everyone a favor. I'm sure they would taste great.
Love, An Annoyed Classmate.

Dear Aro,
Ya know, I've heard Mod Edit: Please refrain from using actual names. ~Nena tastes really good...
Maybe you should invite her over for a "private concert/dinner show"
Thanks!
Viola the Dandy...

Most esteemed Caius,

It has come to my attention that you were disappointed during your last visit to the United States because you did not have the opportunity to destroy any of the Cullens. To recompense, I am providing you with some valuable information regarding a free and easy meal.

While he may be bitter, I assure you that you would not need to worry about persons close to this human searching for his whereabouts post-dinner. In an effort to provide a more delectable morsel, with advanced notice, I would be happy to create dining opportunities for your quarry that may impart a sweeter flavor for your hunting pleasure.

This aged male has utilized his dim-wit and sharp tongue to berate women and children alike. Controlling the thoughts and actions of his victims are his modus operandi. I would appreciate, in exchange for the information regarding this meal, if you would allow Jane to ‘play’ with him, in kind, prior to his consumption. I am sure that adrenaline, fear, and sweat will improve his bouquet.

Yours,
CherryKnots

dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:Dear Aro,
Ya know, I've heard Mod Edit: Using actual names is considered mean.~Nena tastes really good...
Maybe you should invite her over for a "private concert/dinner show"
Thanks!
Viola the Dandy...

LOL, loves it!

Dearest Felix,

There is a wonderfully adorable girl at my school that has the cutest giggle *holds back vomit* that she feels compelled to show off all the time. She smells very good and I think she would make a lovely main course at your next feeding, she would probably even let you hear her giggle while you eat her, think of it as dinner and a show.

Best Wishes,
Waffle of Doom

Dear Jane,

As a woman I am sure you can relate and help. There is a woman I know who is in her 40's, dresses like she is still 15 in the 80's and desperatly needs to stop using sun-in to clolor her hair. In fact, please come now!!! We also have 80's jeans and they are about 4 sizes too small, shirt tucked in... Thanks Jane, you rock!

-spookybell