Guys, please remember to follow the rules. That means no specific names. Anyone caught being mean-spirited will be handed over to Alec & Jane. Yes, I know it's a thread for feeding people to the Volturi, but notice how we do it in a polite & refined manner?
Dearest Jane & Alec,
I have some children with whom I think you'd be quite interested in meeting. They are both students of mine in a college freshman course. Yesterday was the final exam for said course. Neither attended the final, but instead today faxed their final exams (which were take home essays). This has thrown me off schedule. I cannot post the cla$$ grades because of the two disrespectful slackers. Not having their grades to post also means I cannot do my grade distribution sheet.
These two rude children need to be taught manners and consideration for others. Most importantly, they need to be taught a lesson in consequences.
Your faithful servant,
Sam: You are VERY welcome!
Squee! Thank you, Nena!