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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby twilightbelle<3 » Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:35 pm

To all of my Volturi homeskillets...
How about them Jonas Brothers?

Happy Eating loves!

XOXO
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby museicalking » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:33 pm

hey jane,

theres someone who doesnt feel. who doesnt care. who doesnt matter.
make him do so!

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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby Jasper<3 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:55 pm

twilightbelle<3 wrote:To all of my Volturi homeskillets...
How about them Jonas Brothers?

Happy Eating loves!

XOXO
-Xia Alexis :mrgreen:


NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! *sobs*

Dear Aro,
There is a certain someone who feels the need to be a jerk to me and call me a nerd for virtually no reason. I am a nerd, but he doesn't need to point it out!
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby *Aros_girl* » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:20 pm

Dear Aro,
can you please eat torment or do what ever you want with a person. Please. He drives me up the wall. He just doesn't get that I don't like him, even as a friend. I wouldn't miss him. I just wouldn't. So please!

-*Aros_girl*(well putting my name is a bit weird....)

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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby Waffle of Doom » Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:49 am

twilightbelle<3 wrote:To all of my Volturi homeskillets...
How about them Jonas Brothers?

Happy Eating loves!

XOXO
-Xia Alexis :mrgreen:


Dear Volturi,
Even think about taking her up on that offer and I will pwn you.
-Waffle


Dear Heidi,
There is a certain 22 year old brother of mine who acts like he is two, constantly insulting me for no reason even when I try to be nice, which if you met him you would know how hard that is. He is also antagonizing to all women. Inviting him to dinner would provide an invaluable service to the community.

Sincerely,
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby eliselovesedwardx » Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:23 am

Dear Volturi - Your Royal Hiney-ases,

I would like to offer my invitation for you to invite my darling friend (who isn't actually my friend but..) to dinner. She is an obnoxious little brat who thinks that she is the most important person in the world. She doesn't realise that none of us like her, but hopefully, if you invite her she would finally find where she fits?

Thanking you,

Annoyed Non-Friend

P.S. And I would also like ot offer up all the Twi-Posers/Noobs for your invitation too. They deserve your invitation immeasurably! :D Lauren's and Kat's suggestions are great basis' for these delightful people.
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby Nerd » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:45 pm

Dear Aro,

Okay. So... There's this guy named Michael Copon, and he sounds pretty much like a jerk. Anyway, he wanted to play Jacob Black in the New Moon movie but lost to Taylor Lautner, and now he's going for Paul or something. I dunno. Nobody really likes him... If you could just *please* eat him or something... He's got a lot of muscle. You'd like him. He wouldn't be hard to get -- just talk about how awesome his pecs are and he'll be yours.

Make him go away and we'll pretend that the Twilight saga is just really a movie...

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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby who_needs_fangs? » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:33 pm

Dear Aro,

I agree with Amber, please kill two birds with one stone, sustain yourself and rid us of Copon while sustaining yourself. Speaking of killing multiple beings, I ask that you protect the movie that will introduce you to the world (as fictional vampires), and kill off any Disney hack whose pushy agent tries to get them into New Moon. The spork patrol is doing their best, but humans can only do so much. In fact, why not kill any Disney hack in general? :D

Naureen

P.S: Enjoy some Twi-Noobs and Posers for dessert. They're a populous species in ready supply.
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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby Jasper<3 » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:10 pm

Aro,

Yes, I agree with who_needs_fangs?. Go get that Vanessa Hudgens!!

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Re: Meal Suggestion Box

Postby museicalking » Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:00 pm

dear aro,
ya like musicals? didnt think so- but highschool musicalers are in abundance and you help stabalize the population!!!

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IZZY!
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