Meal Suggestion Box

[samajama]

My dear Marcus,

Whoever is messing with the weather...well, I think you should get to know him a little better. Ice storms and blizzarding galore. It needs to stop! It's getting ridulous...

Irritated and cold,
Samantha

[dandyvampgirl_13]

^^ Pudge controls the weather. YOU CAN'T KILL PUDGE! HE'S CUTE! Just feed him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
(Hehe, Lilo and Stich...)

Dear Volturi,

If you won't eat the cast of High School Muscial, I will. And make a mess out if it. So I suggest you go. Now, please, before they ruin the movie that potrays you even further.
And don't interefer in the Mafia anymore. No matter what Nic says, I don't trust you...

Lidia Tagliano, The Co-Boss Personage.

[samajama]

Dearest Marcus,

Since you can't eat Pudge, ( ) can you please do something with those weathermen (and women!)? They all claim to know how to predict the weather... LIES! Do something with the liars. I will forever be in your debt.

Truly yours,
Samantha

[Sydflower]

Dear Aro,

I am about to kick the kid that sits in front of me in math. He never shuts up and I think he is insane. I think he would enjoy a visit to Italy.. if you know what I mean.


Yours Truly,
Sydney

[ravenGirl2468]

Dear Aro,

there is this teacher in school who is always giving me detentions(not saying i dont deserve it) and every time i speak out of line or say something under my breath or do something that could kind fo get me in a little trouble he gives me detention even if i didnt do anything could you please take him away to volturi for a little bit and teach him a lesson not in a text book

in trouble a lot raven

[sarah!]

Marcus,
There is this group of Anti-Twilighters at my school. They claim to hate the Volturi. I think you should invite them to your place and show them around. muahahaha
Thank you,
Sarah

[\/Brittany\/]

Dear Caius,

The table of kids that sit across from mine at lunch said you were too much of a wimp to finish off the Cullens. Just thought you should know

Love,
\/Brittany\/

[jacobblacksgirl]

Dear Jane,
I have an annoying brother who keeps fighting with me....So I was wandering if you can have him for dinner

[I.WANT.TO.BE.BELLA]

Dear Jane,

I have three ..er, delicious meals for you.Please could you take out Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens for me!!Please!!Oh and a really annoying girl at school.Please!!And could you maybe punish them heaps before you actually kill them.MWAHAHAHHA!!!Burning Alive.

Thanks,
~I.WANT.TO.BE.BELLA

[imwiththewolf23]

Dear Aro,

look, i know im a wolf-lover, but could you do me a BIG favor? I've got this little problem at school i like to call the "popular queen" (or she-devil. which ever you prefer) she hates me for absolutely no reason, and i think she needs to be *ahem* "invited to dinner". Im sure she like italian food.

hating on the populars
imwiththewolf23