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I've been hearing these awful fantasies from girls about me during class. Not out loud, of course, but still... *shudders* How can I get them to stop and actually pay attention in class?!

Edward

Imagine wrote:I've been hearing these awful fantasies from girls about me during class. Not out loud, of course, but still... *shudders* How can I get them to stop and actually pay attention in class?!

Edward

Cover yourself up for goodness sakes! Oh, and don't bathe. Leave yourself smelling like the mountain lion you just ate. Finally, rip a bat's head off with your teeth in class. Ozzy Osborne did it.

Keep your bloodsucker mitts off the girls,

Paul

So I'm in love this younger woman....a MUCH younger woman. And it's her birthday soon. What is a good present for a 4 year old?

Quil

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*Three hours of Muzak later*

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I'm a newly turned vampire and newlywed, and I only seem to have one thing on mind. I can't concentrate, I don't want to leave the house and I think I'm becoming an addict. But I like it. What should I do?

Bella

Bella

You've always loved to cook. An addiction to baking is quite normal. Just remember though you are a vampire and you don't eat. Try a nice game of scrabble instead.

Your father, Charlie

Now that he has found his mate, my beloved father is trying to set me up for eternity with a cold, shallow, superficial, Barbie type. Sure, she's beautiful, but there's just no chemistry. Help!

- Edward

Dude, she is HOT! What is wrong with you? Ok, so how about I get in a fight with a bear and you make sure that she's nearby. I'll take my chances with a bear if I might get a chance to get me some of that.

Emmett

Alcyone wrote:

Doodle wrote:I'm pretty. Like very pretty, but Edward doesn't think so and I don't understand. How do I get him to think I'm pretty, because I am.

- Rosalie

1. Put on white T-shirt.
2. Find bucket.
3. Fill with freezing cold water.
4. Literally. Freezing cold water.
5. Douse yourself with water.

-Tyler

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO! I actuallt loled at that tyler! lmaoooo!

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Hi, I got beat by my sister in-law at an arm wrestling match....how do I mend my ego?

-Emmett

Well, that's simple. Just wait a year or so. You'll be stronger than me again, then.

-Bella



P.S. I love how appropriate my avie is.
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I'm really hot. I feel like a have a fever, and I just feel really, really sick. It's probably that stupid virus. I bet I got it from the Newton kid. Any advice?

-Jacob