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Ouisa wrote:There is this blond girl with huge......eyes. I mean these eyes are perfect you know...round and firm no no not firm um....golden. And she wore this red dress to prom and something happened when I looked at her.....you know....ummmm.....is this normal
Tyler

Tyler,

That all depends. How old are you?

Mrs. Cope

Tyler, as a Biology instructor, I'm well-trained in understanding what is "normal". I would be glad to help you out and revise your doubts.

-Mr. Banner

G-Faerie08 wrote:So there is this really hot guy at my school who never pays any girls any attention,

-Jessica

Have you ever considered that he might be gay? I mean I hear he plays the piano.
Maybe she's his beard.
Mike Newton

Hi. I am a well-liked, smart girl in the junior year at my high school. I can't seem to get a hold on the guys or on my friends anymore! Any suggestions?
-Blonde, for REAL! I Mean it! Believe me!

Granuaile wrote:Hi. I am a well-liked, smart girl in the junior year at my high school. I can't seem to get a hold on the guys or on my friends anymore! Any suggestions?
-Blonde, for REAL! I Mean it! Believe me!

Don't worry it will pass. It’s not hard to erase a blonde’s memory. Just blow in her ear.

-Jake

Hello. I am seven years old, but I am very mature for my age. I am ready "to take things to the next level" with my boyfriend, but he says we have all the time in the world - literally. However, I think he is just afraid of my father and his uncanny way of finding everything out. What should we do?

Signed,
It's Not Puppy Love

Goodnight Elizabeth wrote:Hello. I am seven years old, but I am very mature for my age. I am ready "to take things to the next level" with my boyfriend, but he says we have all the time in the world - literally. However, I think he is just afraid of my father and his uncanny way of finding everything out. What should we do?

Signed,
It's Not Puppy Love

My darling girl,

I think you might be best served by abiding by the wishes of your boyfriend. He clearly has your best interests and future in mind and it would be prudent to listen to him. Believe, I will know if you don't.

Your father

Goodnight Elizabeth wrote:Hello. I am seven years old, but I am very mature for my age. I am ready "to take things to the next level" with my boyfriend, but he says we have all the time in the world - literally. However, I think he is just afraid of my father and his uncanny way of finding everything out. What should we do?

Signed,
It's Not Puppy Love

get your butt home, i need to talk to you, NOW!
your boyfriend won't be able to lift a paw after i'm done with him if you make any move towards doing what you want to do. and daddy WILL tell me, that's for sure.

you do have all the time in the world!!
you're still my little girl!

but come home, really, right now.

love always,
mommy.

So I really love my job and am really hoping the company will give a, erm... promotion. But I feel like if I do something wrong they'll kill me for it. How would you suggest impressing the 'higher-ups'?

-Gianna