Adam wrote:I had no idea you felt that way, Blondie. Litearlly no idea. Don't think anybody else did either, unless you've been hanging around your mind-reading, bloodsucker brother. I know gals enjoy doggy style on occasion, but what you're considering is at best a treaty violation, and at worst a poorly concieved attempt to kill me with revulsion.
Tell you what, the only thing you should be pursuing right now is some common sense.
Tamalyn wrote:I have a problem. All of my friends find life very interesting and enjoyable -what with, controlling a cloak & dagger underground empire, ordering a delectable array of humans to be lured down for meals, and exacting punishment on those who disregard our laws.
Problem is, I'm just so BORED with it all. Also, my BFF Aro likes to touch people - all the time. It's rather embarassing, and kind of creepy. What can I do to spice up my life? Also, how can I escape from Creeper McTouchy?
somethingblue wrote:I'll tell you what. Come on over here and I will change your opinion about touch forever, shockingly so. I also have these furry friends who are looking to sharpen teeth on some dusty marble, which would also be quite the change of pace. Once we're done, you will no longer have to worry about Touchy Mctoucherson (*pssst, someone get a fire going, will ya?*)
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