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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby Ouisa » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:45 pm

Wolves....lay off already
Prudy Pants.....JUMP her. seriously. You could bite her too.
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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby waiting tobe dazzled » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:31 am

So there is this girl who I really like and asked out once...she turned me down but I'm pretty sure it's because her freakishly cold boyfriend had her under mind control or on drugs or something. I mean we shared a very intimate moment where I saved her from blood typing and everything. Anyway, he moved away and I think she is havng withdrawls because she is acting really odd. So I was just wondering how long is long enough until I can ask this girl out again?

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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby samajama » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:01 am

Rebound boy,

WHAT?! You're still going after her. Maybe you should wake up and smell the roses and see that there are other people that might be interested in you.

-NOT Jessica

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Help!
So I've been hanging out with this new pack of kids. They're all a bunch of teenage guys and they've kind of all seen me naked (accidentally, of course!). The problem is the won't stop thinking about it. How do I make them stop?


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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby waiting tobe dazzled » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:22 am

Wolfe,
If your teenage guy friends are repeatedly thinking about you naked then maybe you should look for friends whose mind's aren't so easily occupied. Plus if they are bad influences (which they are) then maybe you should just forget prejudices and go back to your other friend and her amazing, beautiful boyfriend.
--switzerland

My daughter has started going out with this guy; who although he is amazingly handsome, is a little scary. She seems to really love him and he looks as if he adores her but she has been acting odd ever since they started dating. Her father says she has been running away and she has been in several freak accidents. Is this normal teenage behavior or should I be concerned?

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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby samajama » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:25 am

Well, I don't think there's anything to worry about. My family and I will take great care of your daughter. *dazzles* Now what were you concerned about? ;)

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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby edward x lover » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:51 am

^^^HAhahaha that was good =]
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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby samajama » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:06 pm

edward x lover wrote:^^^HAhahaha that was good =]

Thank you! :]

Dear Twilight Advice Column:

So there's this girl who's like, um, three years old. But it's not like that! I'm like her older brother, sorta. When she gets older, I'm totally gonna marry her. She's cool. *sigh* Claire. So what do I do while I'm waiting for her to grow up?

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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby Ouisa » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:14 pm

Lonely....waiting for our destiny to be born, to grow up or to move to Forks can be a long long wait. My own wait was 107 years. So take it from me learn to knit . Foreign languages, books, music and multiple doctorate degrees are helpful as well.

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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby somethingblue » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:27 pm

Ouisa wrote: So take it from me learn to knit .
Mr. Prudy Pants


So that's what you were doing in the rocking chair every night in my room? Wow, I'm kind of, wow.

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Re: The Twilight Advice Column--Tongue in Cheek version

Postby Ouisa » Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:32 pm

Freesia:

If that rocked your world just wait until tonight :twisted:
Did you purchase that home owners insurance we talked about?
I'm worried for the safety of our house....

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